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Offline J_A_B

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« on: March 12, 2002, 08:03:17 PM »
The Message Board has been mis-named.  It's not really just a message board; it's a Saloon.  And all the dates are wrong; it's not 2002 but 1882.  But the place is right--Texas.

This Saloon has all the usual patrons; there's the quiet guys who sit in the back and play cards, happy with each other's company.  There's the Owners who make their occasional appearances.  There's the guys who occasionally stop in for a drink and there's even a few souls who just have nowhere else to go.  Heck, there's even a wimpy little guy in the back banging away on his tired old piano, buy nobody listens to him anymore.

But this is 1882 Texas, and you can't have a Saloon in 1882 without Cowboys, and there's planety of 'em here.  You know 'em when they walk in, wary eyes scanning for someone looking at 'em the wrong way, one hand always near his holster, itchy trigger finger.  Some Cowboys (the ones in the white hats) are decent fellows, who prefer to come in, get their drinks and play a few hands of cards and leave without trouble--although if trouble finds them they don't hesitate to stand their ground.  But then there's the Desperados (the ones in black hats), the ones who barge in the door with a scowling face and guns drawn, just begging someone to take a shot at 'em.  And if someone does, the smart guys duck under the table and wait it out, cuz these guys shoot first and never bother to ask questions later.

If this is indeed a Saloon, who are you?

J_A_B

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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2002, 08:09:41 PM »
I'm upstairs busy, with Madam Sinclair.

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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2002, 08:11:11 PM »
The same Madam Sinclair that comes with detachable wig and a little extra downstairs?

You have fun with that Animal.
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2002, 08:35:09 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by AKSWulfe
The same Madam Sinclair that comes with detachable wig and a little extra downstairs?

You have fun with that Animal.
-SW



Thanks, Madam.
Cya upstairs.

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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2002, 08:54:48 PM »
Okay, but you're the one getting corn-holed.
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2002, 10:06:40 PM »
^^^^^^^^It's Segfreid and Roy

Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2002, 12:03:21 AM »
i have an ugly old campaign hat, a limp, bad dentures, squint cause i'm half blind and carry a 12g with a door slug in one barrel and nails in the other.

'don't fek with me boy, i ain't in no mood..'
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2002, 12:11:30 AM »
I always liked the indians more
because i watched the serie centennial

cowboys are peasants,farmers (with a gun)

just like bush :D

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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2002, 01:06:03 AM »
Glassess would be the drunk Mexican in the corner.

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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2002, 01:14:10 AM »
I think I'm the chinaman near the construction sites.

 ps) Technically, I'm not Chinese. But that's the only part I can find in this picture :rolleyes:

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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2002, 01:46:19 AM »
Im crayse Finnish emigrant lumberjack alone  at a corner table.
Only friends are botlte of cheapo whisky and g'old trusty knife.

"Mumble..Perkele.. mumblemumble... Mikä toi luulee olevansa! mumble...Eikun saunan taakse ...tana! mumble..."

Yeah, its how nature warning "Dont touch!"

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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2002, 02:17:59 AM »
If I could chose, I'd be like Michael Landon in "Little House on the Prairie."  Wish I was half the man he was.

But I am the guy who would need Mike to help me out of rough situations.

Les:D

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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2002, 02:17:59 AM »
Of course, our little world is more than just a Saloon; there's also the never-ending war between the L.W. Ranch and the Spitdweeb Corral.   Almost every day it seems there's a few more casualities in this bloody, ongoing feud.

....J_A_B slowly walks down the dusty street.  He's a taller fella, with narrow, steely gray eyes and the wary look of a drifter.  His silver belt buckle is complemented by his silver Colt.  Perhaps the most peculiar thing about this fellow is his hat--not black, not white, but a strange shade of gray.  First, on his left, is L.W. Ranch, with the sounds of drunken banter and polka swirling out.  A little farther down the street is Spitdweeb Corral--famous for it's strange habit of assigning each shipment of cattle their own "Mark Number".  Sure enough, Some Cattle Mark VI's are mooing and grazing and generally looking bored.

Upon entering the AH Saloon, J_A_B looks around and surveys the crowd:  Two haggard guys arguing over a decidedly manly-looking "woman", a mean-looking hick with a sawed-off, an unarmed Indian-backer smoking something out of a peacepipe and seeming a little TOO happy, a poor drunk Mexican and an overworked chinese guy out back hammering away at whatever project he's working on....

But it's early and more people are bound to arrive.  J_A_B gets a whiskey, sits down and checks the balance of his pistol--with these L.W. and Spitdweeb guys bound to start piling in the Saloon any minute and famous for their willingness to keep the town undertaker almost overwhelmed it's best to be ready for anything.




J_A_B

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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2002, 02:43:23 AM »
the guy with the half empty laudanum bottle. ;)

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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2002, 02:56:08 AM »
Urchin rolls in from the L.W. ranch.  

' Boy, all that 'historical research' we do is plum tirin' .  I'll take a shot of some unpronouncable German liqour.  Ahhh.... Danke'  

Hey... is that a Spitdweeb over there?  Get out yer potato guns guys!  

"A-jeagering we will go, A-jeagering we will go, All our planes are to damn SLOW!  A-jeagering we will goooo"  

*Sounds of battle... the 'bloop' of potato guns mixing in the the "Whoooosh- BLAM" of Hizookas *...  

Urchin comes staggering back in... his trusty ol black hat a mess.  whoopee cheating Spitdweebs got me AGAIN!

Lol... I'm sleep deprived.  Going to bed now thanks :).

Edit.. I actually think I still have my black hat, but I've lost the urge to actually call folks out on the BBS.  Now ingame on the other hand... welll.... I still lose my temper and go for my holster more often than I should.