War is Hell. Especially if yer thinkin on gettin a little popsicle in my neigborhood. 
...and Rip; don't feel bad. Yah houlda seen the tattered mess I left for hands on the last poor bastid that tried to touch me.  

Sniper... hells bells, man; a free lunch  issa free lunch. Yer just jealous.  

 (and I left a tip!)
Hairball