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Offline Curval

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« on: March 14, 2002, 07:19:08 AM »
I was a bit late getting to work today.  While in my rush to get dressed my son was trying to give me something.  I was trying not to be impatient with him 'cause I was in a rush, but eventually I said "Okay, give it to me".  

When I looked down he had deposited a freshly picked booger in my hand.

A great way to start the day.

Sigh...
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Offline Mighty1

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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2002, 07:31:39 AM »
Sounds like your son is becoming a Democrat!!

There is no time to lose! Quickly grab him by the ankles hold him upside down and shake the toejam out of him!(literally)

If he starts playing with dolls then you may be to late!
« Last Edit: March 14, 2002, 07:54:20 AM by Mighty1 »
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Offline Hortlund

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Re: A gift from my son
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2002, 07:38:29 AM »
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Originally posted by Curval
I was a bit late getting to work today.  While in my rush to get dressed my son was trying to give me something.  I was trying not to be impatient with him 'cause I was in a rush, but eventually I said "Okay, give it to me".  

When I looked down he had deposited a freshly picked booger in my hand.

A great way to start the day.

Sigh...


LOL!! :D

Be fair to the kid, he outsmarted you

to the little one :)

[edit] that is actually a brilliant joke, perhaps I should try it at work with the senior judge...
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2002, 07:45:08 AM »
LOL Mighty!

My son has been making pictures of F4U's complete with gull wings, and colored blue!  Of course, there's the inevitable booger swiped on the back of the paper...:rolleyes:
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2002, 07:57:47 AM »
I was tucking my 2 year old daughter in the other night.
She picked a booger, looked at it, then promptly wiped it on my cheek.  She then proceeded to laugh at my startled expression.

I love being a parent.

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Offline DA98

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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2002, 08:48:32 AM »
For the english-challenged people of the forum... What is a booger? :confused:
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2002, 08:50:01 AM »
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For the english-challenged people of the forum... What is a booger? :confused:


Icecream, or more exactly an ice-cream cone.
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2002, 09:04:38 AM »
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Icecream, or more exactly an ice-cream cone.


?
don't think so .
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Offline Pepe

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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2002, 09:06:17 AM »
Una caca de la nariz  :D
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2002, 09:17:40 AM »
I'm no expert on Spanish...but is the literal translation of that  "a nose sh*t"?

While appropriate I suppose it makes what my son did seem even worse!

LOL eskimo2....ain't it great?
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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2002, 09:21:56 AM »
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?
don't think so .


really :confused:
then what does it mean...I really thought it meant icecream
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2002, 09:50:32 AM »
Seriously Hortlund?

A booger is something that little kids (and some big kids) pick out of their noses.

..or as mentioned above "A nose sh*t"...:D
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Offline DA98

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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2002, 09:55:06 AM »
OK, I get it now. Curval, your son is a genius!!! :D :D :D
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Offline Hortlund

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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2002, 09:55:08 AM »
*SLAP*

Of cource I know what booger means.

Yet again one of my attempts at this "humor"-thingy fails miseably.

:)
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2002, 09:57:47 AM »
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really :confused:
then what does it mean...I really thought it meant icecream


ROTFLMAO :)

You don't have kid do you ?

hehe :D

(from a not so proud  father sometime ... ;) )
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