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Offline H. Godwineson

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« on: March 15, 2002, 11:00:52 AM »
In an effort to elevate the intellectual level of the discussions at this site I challenge all readers to finish the following sentence...

"You might be an IDIOT pilot if..."


Try not to be TOO serious guys!


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Offline AKDejaVu

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2002, 11:29:16 AM »
...you fly for United?
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Offline Animal

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2002, 11:33:14 AM »
...if you fly a n1k2?
(just saved you a whine TAC)
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Offline Ripsnort

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2002, 11:43:23 AM »
..if you feel you should dictate what others should fly?
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Offline FDisk

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2002, 12:25:07 PM »
...if you think scissors are for cutting paper.
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Offline Weave

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2002, 01:25:57 PM »
if you auger your goon, just to keep someone from shooting you down.
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Offline Curval

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2002, 01:33:45 PM »
if you spend perk points and crash on takeoff..

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Offline midnight Target

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2002, 02:48:35 PM »
If you follow me...hoping to learn something. :D
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Offline Skuzzy

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2002, 02:49:35 PM »
..you read this thread and respond to it? :D
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Offline RightF00T

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2002, 11:50:52 PM »
...you chase a con for 5 mins then realize you sneezed on your monitor 7 mins ago :(
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Offline J_A_B

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if:
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2002, 01:33:57 AM »
You pull wild evasive maneuvers every time you shoot at something because you forgot you turned Tracers back on and thought someone was firing at you.


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Offline Fishu

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2002, 02:38:12 AM »
..you forget to lower landing gears when landing sortie with lots of kills and without single hit on your plane.
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Offline pimpjoe

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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2002, 02:49:08 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Fishu
..you forget to lower landing gears when landing sortie with lots of kills and without single hit on your plane.


feked up a 16 kill sortie that way:(
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Offline JV44

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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2002, 05:36:27 AM »
LOL Pimpjoe :D

Good to know this also happen to senior pilots :D
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Offline Shuckins

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You might be an IDIOT pilot if...
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2002, 10:12:06 AM »
...if you take off 17 times from a capped base!

Shuckins
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