Author Topic: New Airport scanner can see your wiener (Read 451 times)

pimpjoe · « **on:** March 16, 2002, 12:06:32 AM »

Sandman · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2002, 01:04:51 AM »

Wanna see my wiener?

Toad · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2002, 07:19:29 AM »

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" ... Mae West would love this scanner!

Wonder if there's going to be a market for an "airport prosthetic", indistinguishable to the scanner to make some folks feel better about themselves?

Sarge1 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2002, 07:25:23 AM »

In a train carriage there was Bill clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek.

After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, clinton has a big, red slapmark on his cheek.

(1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she smacked him."

(3) Bill clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by mistake she slapped me."

(4) George Bush thought - "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap clinton again."

xRAM · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2002, 07:37:39 AM »

Can you imagine sitting there and looking at all them ugly bodies day after day? Sure not a job I would want!!

xRAM

capt. apathy · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2002, 08:57:46 AM »

there would probably be the ocasional one that made it worth it;)

Elfenwolf · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2002, 09:50:44 AM »

In junior high school I bought a pair of x-ray glasses from an ad in a comic book. They didn't work worth a toejam, BTW- in fact it would be years before I first gazed upon a pair of panties with a female wearing them.

I'm glad the technology has now caught up and made my life-long urge to have x-ray vision a reality. Are there any plans to somehow digitally enhance the image with color and more detail? Are they going to come out with a portable version no bigger than night vision goggles??

Once the scope is minuaterized and refined I predict they'll sell millions of them worldwide- and that is when I will start marketing lead underwear for the more modest among us.

Sikboy · « **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2002, 09:59:48 AM »

Yes Elfenwolf, but then your eyes would fall out from the radiation:eek:
-Sikboy

Fishu · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2002, 10:17:06 AM »

Now to wait for the first cancer patient to fault these scanners for the cancer and sue the company

mason22 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 16, 2002, 03:53:00 PM »

new meaning to the term baggage check.

LePaul · « **Reply #10 on:** March 16, 2002, 04:33:47 PM »

Well, if he scanner scans well, perhaps the flight attendants will treat the well hung a bit better?

hehe....I'm wondering how much "saline" and "silicon" that thing detects on the ladies...