Wow, as luck would have it, I will be in your area.
I would love to help your travel costs. I do drink though, and usually morning eggs mixed with Old Milwaukee can make a bit of gas, but nothing to worry about.
Plus I have the full Slayer and Pantera CD catalog as well so we can jam the whole 27 hours man!
I don't smoke cigs, but good cigars, i hope that won't be a problem.
Email me at your earliest convienence, ty.