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Offline Lance

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« on: March 19, 2002, 01:37:34 PM »
With all of the various Porn is Evil threads floating around, I wanted to take a moment to honor a true American legend -- Ron Jeremy.



In an adult film carreer that spans more two decades, Ron has managed to bag more primo sex startlets than any other living male porn star.  More remarkably, he has managed to do this while being a corpulent pig that looks like he had his head dipped in a deep frier as a child.  I can think of no higher honor to pay him than to say that he IS the Fat Drunk Bastard of the porn industry.

So, to Ron,  May your banana stand forever as an inspiration to slothful degenerates everywhere!
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2002, 01:41:06 PM »
That looks like Gordo. :confused:
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Offline Elfenwolf

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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2002, 01:57:21 PM »
How ironic...a guy named Lance saluting Ron Jeremy...
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2002, 02:02:56 PM »
Lance,

Was it you who posted that movie poster with the fat chicks?  Whoever did said they lost all respect for Ron Jeremy after watching that film at a bachelor party...I think it was you...

Anyway...I will repeat what I said then...

He lost my respect after "Inside Seka"......there are some things that a man should not do to himself...at least not publically.  Futhermore putting that into a Seka film is heresy!  I lost my stiffy as a result!
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2002, 02:10:55 PM »
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Originally posted by Curval
Lance,

He lost my respect after "Inside Seka"......there are some things that a man should not do to himself...at least not publically.  Futhermore putting that into a Seka film is heresy!  I lost my stiffy as a result!
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Oh, gimme a break.  As if (were it possible for most men) every man alive wouldn't be doing the same thing 24 hours a day.

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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2002, 02:17:57 PM »
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Oh, gimme a break.  As if (were it possible for most men) every man alive wouldn't be doing the same thing 24 hours a day.

D


LOL...you know of what I speak!

While I agree with you this should not be done on film..it should only be done strictly in the privacy of ones own home.  But, NOT in the middle of a film with Seka in it!!!!

Apt handle ya got there Doberman....



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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2002, 02:22:22 PM »
It was me!

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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2002, 02:38:47 PM »
So, does that mean I don't get any special rectomnation,er, recognition for "Best Snow Sculpture" ? :(

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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2002, 02:45:20 PM »
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So, to Ron, May your banana stand forever as an inspiration to slothful degenerates everywhere!


Well, thank you Lance. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. My career has given new meaning to the term "getting up and going to work". :D
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2002, 02:57:11 PM »
Ron!  You give hope to overweight ugly balding guys everywhere!
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2002, 03:03:46 PM »
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Ron!  You give hope to overweight ugly balding guys everywhere!


Don't get your hopes up TOO high, Fatty. Ron's pornstar "qualifications" aren't apparent with his clothes on, and no doubt if you saw him naked you'd realize just how "little" you have in common with Mr. Jeremy.
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2002, 03:11:59 PM »
Yeah, but Ron's still a good guy despite his lacks.
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Offline Lance

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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2002, 03:14:07 PM »
Hblair, don't disrespect Ron like that, he is much more handsome than I.  Besides, there is a statistical chance that your daughter will bring him home to meet you and the Mrs. one day!

Elfenwolf, you would really be struck by the irony if you ever met me.  Ron and I could probably wear the same pants.   I doubt it would do me any good to bum any condoms off of him, however.

Curval, the scene of what you speak is obviously a fake distributed by anti-porn groups to discredit this fine man.  Don't fall victim to their propaganda!

Mighty1, that porn pic is obviously EVIL!  DESTROY IT IMMEDIATELY!

Okay, Rip, we'll honor you with the esteemed first inaugural  greater Sumner county phalic snow howitzer of the year award!  Congratulations!

Ron, thanks for making an appearance!  I am so glad to know that you know that we know and appreciate your efforts as the world's least attractive fat male porn star.  Keep it up!
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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2002, 03:15:10 PM »
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Well, thank you Lance. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. My career has given new meaning to the term "getting up and going to work". :D


If this is the REAL Ron Jeremy I will attempt his "Inside Seka" feat this evening.....privately of course.

Can someone please confirm.

:D

Mighty1...sorry man, I stand corrected.

Rip.....LOL..where on earth do you find that stuff?

Lance...lemme try and find the tape, then you can be the judge.

:D
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« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2002, 05:18:23 PM »
He is going legit now.

 M Y  D I N N E R  W I T H  R O N

 Lance, I suggest you honor him with 21 ... hmm... gun ...salute! ;)
 
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