Smooch.
Got four that sortie, including you. It was a beaut. Started out 2 Spits and you in your 109 against two of the good guys, with me making it three (though I arrived while the fight was in progress). I had just come off two consecutive gang rapes in the Hurri, so I decided to grab the other end of the spectrum- there was a large red sector bar near our base, and there weren't may of us there.
So, here I come and I spot your 109- you were making passes through the furball trying to get our boys. I go after you, you break. Now, I know I can't turn with that 109, so I plow on through and hit WEP. You rolled onto my six like you should, I start a slow diving turn to pull you back to my boys. You break, I break back into the fight. You saw me coming again, pull up, kick left rudder and I know where you have to go. I was waiting with the cannon, and nailed your engine as you passed through. Smoke immediately poured out, and from then it was only a matter of time.
I turned to the spits, and make fruitless attempts to kill them- fact is, I hardly ever fly the La7, can't seem to get the gunnery down. Anyway, on my way through I see you ditching. Now, perhaps it was poor sportsmanship, but as I hadn't received much from your side to that point I felt inclined to return the favor. I blasted you, finishing the job I started.
You rewarded us with claims of 4-2, blah, blah, blah, how you wish we knew how to fight (funny, since I was making passes just like- oh- you?). You of course didn't appreciate my rebuttal observation, and challenged me- oh my!- to go to the DA! I naturally declined- I gave up on that "meet you at the bike racks after school" stuff in jr. high.
Of course you commented you would "enjoy killing me over and over", and returned with an La7.
Now, this is funny... what'd you do with it? Make passes and run. I chased you, you had more E and split. Later, I was killing an F6F and you slipped in. I saw the cannon fire, rolled, and was on your six. You fled again. What did you say when you landed?
"Oh well, maybe next sortie. I thought you were kind of timid there".
Well, three more of your buds died and I landed just fine.
Face it, you flew it just like I did.
Anyway, thanks for the entertainment. Every time I see the whines start on the open channel, I'll know you were shot down by someone.
