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Offline Tac

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« on: March 21, 2002, 11:33:16 AM »
KAMPALA — A Ugandan woman bit off her husband's noodle and testicles during an argument, police said on Wednesday.

The woman, Annet Minduru, 30, was in police custody in the capital Kampala and might be charged with causing grievous bodily harm, said the officer in charge of the station, Vigilius Okuni.

The independent Monitor newspaper said Minduru had bitten off John Ndekeezi's noodle and testicles Sunday night after her 45-year-old husband slapped her.

"Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbor came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the noodle," Ndekeezi told the paper.

Minduru's account of events was not immediately available.

The attack came only days after a man died in central Uganda after his wife, angered by his inability to provide for her and his two children, cut off his testicles.

The cases come on the heels of a survey showing high levels of domestic violence against women in some parts of Uganda.

Last week Vice President Specioza Kazibwe told women legislators she had been forced to end her 23-year marriage because her husband had beaten her even after she was appointed to office. Her husband said he had beaten her only twice. (Reuters News)

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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2002, 11:37:22 AM »
Dude prolly thought he had straightened her out and she was gonna make him happy, then all of a sudden, she puts the clamps on him. This is only a hunch, but my gut feeling is that would hurt.

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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2002, 11:51:44 AM »
ahhh, but it is a free solution to an earlier post of yours Hb.



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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2002, 12:11:07 PM »
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Originally posted by Tac


"Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbor came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the noodle," Ndekeezi told the paper.



Never happen to a pot smoker ;)

I like the "might be charged with grievous bodily harm".....might be? WTF? hehe

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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2002, 12:16:56 PM »
Everytime I see my father I remind him that if he had castrated me at an early age, I would be richer than Bill Gates today, and would not know, nor care of what I missed out on. :D

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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2002, 12:21:58 PM »
I'm guessing what Hblair said.  I don't care how wasted I am, no harm comes to Big Jim and the Twins.  If not, she must've really been "A man baby!"

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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2002, 12:29:38 PM »
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I'm guessing what Hblair said.  I don't care how wasted I am, no harm comes to Big Jim and the Twins.  If not, she must've really been "A man baby!"

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Wouldn't that be "Slim Jim and the Hairballs" in your case, Super? :D:D

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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2002, 01:17:48 PM »
ROTFLMAO :D :D :D :D


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Wouldn't that be "Slim Jim and the Hairballs" in your case, Super? :D:D