Author Topic: Your kid is a lardass (Read 578 times)

Eagler · « **Reply #15 on:** March 22, 2002, 01:38:53 PM »

"Did you ever notice that the fat mom has 3 fat kids orbiting her at Mc Donalds? "

licking their ice cream cones while waiting for their 50+ fat gram "Happy Meal"

LOL - great visual

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2002, 01:39:44 PM »

Yes Sikboy, I think it's dead-on.

Although I think the genetic trait is actually an automated subliminal process.. kind of like breathing. Hand goes in bag, hand comes out with chip, chip goes in mouth. Repeat until bag is empty, then replace bag. Repeat until stroke, heart attack or other occurance of organ failure.
-SW

batdog · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2002, 02:25:18 PM »

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Originally posted by AKSWulfe
Wasn't it just a year ago that they said something on the news about how obese america is?

Since they found out the adults don't give a toejam they're targetting the kids now?

It's either big bones or genes, no one can admit they can't stop shoving bear claws down their food guzzling black holes they call throats.

If it's come to the point that they need to send notes home, how come the parents don't notice their fat bellybutton kids waddling around the house weezing with every step and drooling as they make their way to the cookie jar?
-SW

I'm with AKSWulf on this one. I go out somewhere I see fat bellybutton people all over. I see fat kids all over. Its pathatic.

xBAT

Eagler · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2002, 02:30:53 PM »

nothing better than flyin dallas to san fran in coach with 300 + fat albert sitting right beside/on you.

I think "they" should have to purchase two seats

If the terrorists really wanted to elminate us, they need to buy up all the McD's and sell big macs for a dime. 85% of us would be dead in 5 years

Ripsnort · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2002, 02:46:08 PM »

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Originally posted by AKSWulfe
Yes Sikboy, I think it's dead-on.

Although I think the genetic trait is actually an automated subliminal process.. kind of like breathing. Hand goes in bag, hand comes out with chip, chip goes in mouth. Repeat until bag is empty, then replace bag. Repeat until stroke, heart attack or other occurance of organ failure.
-SW

ROTFLOL!!! Gawd! My monitor needs cleaning, I'm outta here for the week-end boys, laughing at Swulfe's post as I exit.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2002, 05:07:26 PM »

The portion size in America is out of hand too..

with the SuperDooper fat upsize lard-laden crap the fast food (food being taken lightly) joints put out.

I ordered a fish platter on vacation last summer.. actually it was a 'sampler' platter.. I got 3 whole friggin' meals! ok.. 1 plate but 3 of what I'd consider huge portions.. each piece of fish was a meal in itself.

typical everywhere in the US

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reminds me of the Hungry Man commercial where the two guys are talking about what they ate for supper...

"and some lil' baby carrots" they one says and gets blown away by a gust of wind.

Then goes on to say that you get 2 full pounds of meat/potatos...
lol.

Octavius · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2002, 06:46:55 PM »

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Originally posted by Raubvogel
Mighty1, the Army is the same. I'm 6'0" and weigh 220lbs...I have to be "taped" every 6 months to test my body fat even though it has never gone above 10%. Apparently I am supposed to weigh less than 190lbs LMAO. It's a waste of my time and theirs...but the all knowing body mass index people can't be wrong.

WTF? I'm 5'10", 195 bls, wth 8% bodyfat. Not much I could do to work myself down from that... sounds like the index needs to be updated!! I thought I read somewhere that by the year 2150 the average male will be 6'6 or something like that? All I know is that we're getting bigger and not staying the same

Elfenwolf · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2002, 08:19:42 PM »

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Originally posted by Octavius

WTF? I'm 5'10", 195 bls, wth 8% bodyfat. Not much I could do to work myself down from that... sounds like the index needs to be updated!! I thought I read somewhere that by the year 2150 the average male will be 6'6 or something like that? All I know is that we're getting bigger and not staying the same

Damn Octavious...I am 6'1, 195 pounds, stay in great shape and am into milking and being milked... Personally I prefer milkeees with at least 20% bodyfat, but a slender little steer like you who is well trimmed and slender and lives close by is always welcome. Please, E Mail me privately, home boy:)

Octavius · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2002, 11:27:21 PM »

eek! should i blush or or run away.....!