Just thought this was the funniest thing I heard in a long time.
Married couple go on a skiing holiday. On the way up the ski lift the woman decides she needs to pee. The hubby says that there's sure to be a ladies room at the top so she crosses her legs and holds tight. When they get there, there's no toilet. The woman just cannot bear the thought of trundling down the bumpy slope with a full bladder. She doesn't need much encouragement when her hubby suggests that she should go hide in a small forest 100 yards away. Into the trees she goes unzips the ski-suit and begins. Only after she begins sliding backward does she remember the ski instructor telling her to cross her skis to stay still. She begins picking up speed missing trees by inches and eventually clearing the forest knocking over her husband and crashing into the pole of the ski lift, breaking her arm. As there's no-one else around the hubby first makes his wife decent before calling for mountain rescue to airlift her to hospital.
She is sitting in the A&E unit of the hospital waiting for her X-Ray when another guy comes in with a very broken leg and also wearing a ski-suit. They get talking and she asks him what happened. The guy proceeds to tell her that he was on the ski-lift when he looked down and say this naked woman with her ski-suit around her ankles hurtling backwards across the slope summit. "I laughed so hard I fell out of the ski-lift", the guy replies. The he asks "What about you??"
Not sure if it is true, doesnt matter:)
Had ta share that with yas.
Gremlin.
