Something we've known all along

[Toad]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?


If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then, H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%


K N O W L E D G E


11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%


But, A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%


And, B U L L meatball

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%


So, it stands to reason that hand work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but roadkill will put you over the top.

[Mickey1992]

And look how far A S S K I S S I N G will take you
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

I just got this in an email from a buddy yesterday.  It's amazing how fast stuff is forwarded through email.

[Tac]

HAHAHAHAHA

excellent!