Author Topic: Top Ten Worst Opening Pick Up lines... (Read 690 times)

Hortlund · « **on:** March 28, 2002, 06:28:22 AM »

#10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix.

#9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

#8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

#7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama.

#6 - Gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

#5 - Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

#4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight?

#3 - You'll do.

#2 - Wow! Are those real?

And the #1 worst opening line of all time:

"Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."

batdog · « **Reply #1 on:** March 28, 2002, 06:50:00 AM »

Hey baby... wanna breed?

xBAT

Dune · « **Reply #2 on:** March 28, 2002, 07:45:46 AM »

Can I wear your bellybutton as a hat?

Mathman · « **Reply #3 on:** March 28, 2002, 08:35:38 AM »

How about a pizza and a F#$%? What, you don't like pizza?

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #4 on:** March 28, 2002, 08:45:53 AM »

"Have you ever seen a crisp new 100 dollar bill?"

NATEDOG · « **Reply #5 on:** March 28, 2002, 09:30:24 AM »

How 'bout a scotch and sofa?

SirLoin · « **Reply #6 on:** March 28, 2002, 09:34:01 AM »

Gee,you have bigger mud flaps than a Mac truck...

Sikboy · « **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2002, 09:40:48 AM »

"That dress is very becoming on you... If I were a dress I'd be coming on you too"

-Sikboy

YANKEE · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2002, 10:11:28 AM »

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

or

"Do you have any Italian in you? Want some?"

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #9 on:** March 28, 2002, 10:16:25 AM »

One that worked on me:

"Wow.. you have really nice nipples"

I didn't marry her, but I did marry her friend that agreed.

AKDejaVu

Curval · « **Reply #10 on:** March 28, 2002, 10:17:26 AM »

"hey baby, let me clear off a place for you to sit"...as the guy wipes his face.

batdog · « **Reply #11 on:** March 28, 2002, 10:30:13 AM »

I got a 2nd chicken pot pie...

Raubvogel · « **Reply #12 on:** March 28, 2002, 10:37:33 AM »

Hey baby let's rearrange the alphabet and put U next to I.

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #13 on:** March 28, 2002, 11:52:57 AM »

"You must be tired, because you been running through my head all day."

"That's a nice dress, it would look nicer in a pile at the foot of my bed."

"Wow, about 10 more beers and you're gonna start looking really good."
-SW

loser · « **Reply #14 on:** March 28, 2002, 12:13:36 PM »

not really a pick up line but a buddy of mine actually said this once:

"do you want to dance?"

girl: "no i dont want to dance."

"dance? no i said "you look fat in those pants."

still laugh about that one