It turns out the Saudi Arabian Royal Family are strapped for cash. There won't be an oil embargo. WTF are these bozos spending their money on?
Egypt promises to cut diplomatic ties with Israel, except such ties that support Palestinian causes. WTF? Who in Israel supports that crap?
Mohamed Mansour Shahab, in Kurdish custody in northern Iraq, revealed that he was asked to set up terrorist attacks against U.S. warships, and Kuwait. Kuwait's leader might have kissed and hugged Saddam last week, but I wonder what he'll do when come 'downtown?'
Did you hear about the counterfeit money discovered in Arafat's compound? Palestinian's state that the counterfeit money had been seized by Palestinian preventative security forces and belonged to Palestinian criminals collaborating with Israeli felons. Let's spread the blame and it'll launder out!
And, check out this butthair!
http://www.nonviolence.org/commentary/119.php Note this appears at NONVIOLENCE.ORG!
I'm gonna take a week off and go fishing with my girlfriend. Maybe we'll go visit New Zealand again. They don't get CNN in N.Z. do they?