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Offline Voss

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« on: April 07, 2002, 03:38:35 PM »
In Death Valley, California.

They'll be right at home.

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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2002, 04:00:02 PM »
I think we should ship em all to Cuba! ;)

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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2002, 05:13:10 PM »
Nah, I think Siberia would a cool place to put em :D.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2002, 06:05:41 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2002, 08:43:44 PM »
Jordan,Syria...just where they came from

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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2002, 09:04:53 PM »
They don't need a new state..Just let them have their old one back..
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2002, 09:56:12 PM »
<<>>  -Voss

You mean in the middle of some of them military ranges?  

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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2002, 09:57:09 PM »
Well, SirLoin, the problem is determining actual ownership. I think they really belong to (came from) Jordan, but that only depends on how far back in History you go. Here I have only gone back to 1967 when the cease fire was established.

Historically, the issue began in the time immediately following the great flood. That's pretty far back. In those days, the land was known as Canaan. It was Noah's sons that would repopluate the Earth. But, as they were settling in the land, Noah had become a farmer and had planted a vineyard. He drank the wine, was drunk, and became naked (probably a joke played upon him by Ham) in his tent. Ham (the father of Canaan) told his brothers who honored their father by covering their eyes, entering his tent, and covering his nakedness.

When Noah awoke he said:

"Cursed be Canaan; A servant of servants He shall be to his brethren."

Ham established Canaan (modern day Israel), even though the land was supposed to go to Shem. He stole it, because he coveted it.

We know that the rod of Shem was carried down through the generations, until the time of Joseph. It was lost until Moses discovered it in Ethiopia. Today it is probably in the Ark of the Covenant (buried somewhere under Jerusalem). Shem is an ancestor of Israel.

So, you could say this has been going on for something like fifty centuries, and probably longer.

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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2002, 05:09:33 AM »
My vote goes to Madagascar. If that proves too complicated we can try to find another solution

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2002, 05:28:48 AM »
Why don't we just ship the Israelis back to the USA and Europe?

But wait a minute, the day Sharon steps inside the EU he'll be arrested for crimes against humanity - so that leaves you guys. Are you prepared to stamp the passport of a self-confessed genocidal maniac? ;)

I'm sure he'll be in good company though. Afterall, members of the Real IRA were given free passage into and around the States until VERY recently, despite murdering dozens of people a few years ago (Omagh bombing).

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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2002, 06:45:26 AM »
I'd take him over fish face Arafat the terrorist anyday
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2002, 07:12:07 AM »
Yes - send this fat monster Sharon to Europe.
Then he can be arrested for his war crimes and Nazi-like terrorist acts.

Maybe he will be put in the same jail as Milosevic... :D

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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2002, 10:26:45 AM »
You know, it amazes me how everyone is going on against Israel. No one has said a thing against Jordan.

Israel has maybe 10% of Palestinian land, and that as a buffer zone? Jordan has 60% of Palestinian land. Go squeak at Jordan. Israel has done what it can to ALLOW the Palestinians to stay, after all it is one of the few places Palestinians can get water. However, Palestinians are the worst tenants you can imagine.

I know several archeologists that frequent the area. It's their job. I've asked them if it's safe to travel there. They answered that Israel is really nice, but that Arab territory is Liberty City, Miami. You don't go there. If, you leave your car, kiss it goodbye. If you're unarmed, you might escape with your life, maybe. You certainly won't have any possessions left.

Israel belongs where it is. Palestine? Robbers, thieves, murderers, and terrorists? They belong in exile.

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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2002, 11:02:53 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Voss

Historically, the issue began in the time immediately following the great flood.  


Stop smoking crack. It's bad for you.

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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2002, 11:31:33 AM »
Ski, go hand manipulate your pleasure center, moron. That was the most ludicrous and insulting thing you could say to me. Piss off! Are you taking lessons on how to be an absolute love muffin?

My trash ex-wife was a crank addict, and I don't have ANY appreciation for jokes concerning drugs.

If, you don't believe there was ever a flood, I suggest you do some research.

Grow up while you're at it.