Author Topic: WASP’s Unite and Stop the Goth Movement Now!  (Read 217 times)

Offline Zippatuh

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« on: April 12, 2002, 03:08:22 PM »
Ok, so I was watching the news yesterday and it had a segment over pork barrel spending by the government and that the amount was now at some 20 billion dollars.  I laughed thinking what the hell can all that money be going to.  Well, as of watching the local news last night, now I know.

A suburban town east of Kansas City by a few miles named Blue Springs made the list.  You see it appears that someone was frightened over a trend of some teenagers to dress in dark clothes, where excessive makeup, listen to “devil” music and so on.  It appears that it terrified someone so much so that they felt it needed the intervention of the federal government in the form of money to combat.

The fair city of Blue Springs received 300,000 dollars to address the “Goth problem” with its teenagers.

Give me a flippin’ break.  It’s a beautiful area, somewhat rural but not really, and has some great schools and housing additions.  As a matter of fact there is a good chance I’ll be moving there by the end of the year.  I should have noticed all the problems of Goth’s roaming the streets looking for the next victim to hold down and die there hair black.  My God, the horror!

Does everyone grow up and forget that it’s pretty much an unwritten rule that rebellion of some sort is a necessity of reaching maturity.  I really wish they’d a showed the individual who was responsible for appropriating 300 grand of my tax money for something as utterly asinine as this.

I wonder what else I need to be saved from?

Offline StSanta

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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2002, 07:39:11 PM »
Heh, I thoughts the Goths had died out again, or at least had gone back to being a very small minority, now that the kids themselves worked out that it wasn't so cool to be a loser with a painted face, and that death and attempting to use high styled language wouldn't get you laid, exccept by CREEPY kids who paint themselves and dress in black and talk in a funny way...

Anyway, haven't seen one in Aalborg for a year or so, and this city was crawling with 'um a while back.

I gather me and my Gatling gun solved the problem reeeel guud.

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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2002, 07:45:58 PM »
Are Goths supposed to be scary in anyway? I thought they were part of a government sponsored program to give us something to laugh at... I've seen them in the street and confused them with down-on-their luck mime artists before now. It's an easy mistake to make.
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2002, 08:14:38 PM »
LOL Dowding, how very true. You might be right about the government sponsorship deal...

Offline lord dolf vader

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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2002, 10:30:52 AM »
wow that hurts , its not a joke is it . how could they do such a thing.

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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2002, 04:34:32 PM »
At my college we have lots of Goths, They are very polite and hardly ever up to trouble.

Unlike me.

Didnt Nixon and the CIA do the same thing to the Black Panthers and other Anti war movments during the 60's and 70's? Yes. He did. And we continue to do it to every orginaztion that is a so called "threat to our blah morals, blah beliefs, blah way of life blah blah blah!" But it's a different situation when they are using this excuse to milk money from us. Whoever put this plan into effect should be drug out into the street and shot.
There must also be a flyable computer available for Nefarious to do FSO. So he doesn't keep talking about it for eight and a half hours on Friday night!

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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2002, 05:39:35 PM »
ahhh... teenage angst.

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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2002, 06:20:38 PM »
I am Azreal Abyss!