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Offline Rude

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« on: April 15, 2002, 09:51:46 AM »
And the Whiner is.........


Hortlund
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 WTFG ##!¤&%# knights
Why is it that people value their worthless vulch-kills more than anything else? After flying a goon for 20 minutes, it is pretty irritating to get shot down within sight of the town just because the f#¤ idiot vulchers cant get their head out of their f&%#¤ a##¤&.

Trust me, getting shot down by someone who came in from the "wrong" direction for the vulchers, despite repeatedly asking for help is pretty damn annoying. Especially when you are in sight of 20+ friendlies.

From now on, Im gonna up a lanc and level every field I can before I even think about gooning again.

I declare myself to be the knight vulchers worst enemy from now on. Every retarded vulch I see, I will ruin with my mighty lanc.

F#&% you knights
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Offline hblair

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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2002, 09:59:15 AM »
WTG Hortland! :)
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2002, 10:22:23 AM »
the average IQ in this joint has taken a nosedive since november.
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2002, 10:30:51 AM »
Gee Yeager,...that would explain why I have been doing things in a more than stupid manner for the last several months.
Didn't realize until you posted this, I have been infected!  MOMMY! :D
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2002, 10:46:40 AM »
Aw, be nice... we all have our "moments".
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2002, 03:28:22 PM »
Yeager...relax it's just a game. ;)
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Offline Kieran

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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2002, 06:06:22 PM »
...if a bear farts in the woods...
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Offline NUTTZ

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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2002, 06:16:44 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Kieran
...if a bear farts in the woods...


a:Would it kill a C-47 yards from the town?

b:make Skuzzy host que go erratic?

c:Would it be some sort of game, bears play?

d:would the FDB;s shout and rejoice and call this bear one of thier own?

NUTTZ
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Offline bowser

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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2002, 06:55:13 PM »
"...the average IQ in this joint has taken a nosedive since november...".

Your efforts have not gone unnoticed.

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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2002, 09:56:15 PM »
dorkchorkler
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2002, 10:09:14 PM »
I think Hortlund is a judge!

Hehe, don't break any laws in Sweden!
Could you Imagine how he could squeak out an actual criminal!

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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2002, 12:35:17 AM »
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Originally posted by Yeager
the average IQ in this joint has taken a nosedive since november.


relax, it's still just a game, shooting with words instead of virtual bullets is all.

:P
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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2002, 03:22:45 AM »
Wow..Im so proud. And this means SOO much to me. Thank you. No..I mean it, THANK YOU Rude, for your wonderful "whine of the week"-threads.

I lost a 262 while typing the other night too, you should have heard the $1.000.000 whine I produced then...

I was SOO sure that I was all alone, and I saw a goon heading for a field of ours. I had just enough fuel to make it back so I didnt attack him myself. Instead I started typing on the radio "goon IB 24 (or whatever)". But I realized I probably needed to be a bit more specific.


Scene in cockpit of a Me 262:

Lt Hortlund, the pilot, struggles with map, zooming it in a bit so he can see the coordinates.

Lt Horlund -"Hmm..lets see, I am here, the goon was there I wonder what coordinates that is.

Lt Hortlund tries to make out the tiny coordinates on the map (he plays on 800x600).

Lt Hortlund -"Damn, the numers are too small. And I'm on maz map-zoom. Where is that other zoom button"

Lt Hortlund presses the "z" key, effectively filling the entire screen with the map.

Lt Hortlund -"Ahh, thats better, I can see the coordinates now"

Lt Hortlund brings up the radio buffer and begins to type "goon IB a24, 10 6 1 alt..."

RRRRRRRRRARARTATATATATATATATATATATATATA

Lt Hortlund -"Uh?"

TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

Lt Hortlund is sent to the tower

Lt Hortlund finds himself staring in disbelief at the screen

Lt Hortlund -" [$ 1.000.000 wine deleted to protect the innocent]"


On the positive side..I'm back to 17 fighter perks already, so I should be able to fly another 262 around midsummer...
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Offline Rude

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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2002, 04:26:08 AM »
:)
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Offline Animal

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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2002, 05:11:11 AM »
I miss the days of old when a WOTW award would cause an even more aggressive whine, or if we were lucky, the whiner would simply lose it on his award speech :(
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