Originally posted by Nefarious 
I've had guns pointed at me, Trespassing In West Virginia. Trailer folk don't f**k around. I've seen them pointed at me but luckily never fired upon. 
That brings back a memory from the past, Nefarious.  Back when I was in college, I worked one summer as a door-to-door book salesman in Grundy, Virginia.  My route often took me on foot up into the hollers, where I met many different people.  
Most of these people had no access to bookstores, and so they did not consider salesmen a nuisance.  I met quite a few who were waiting to purchase the books (children's dictionary and Volume Library...a 5" thick, 5000 page encyclopedia).
One fellow I met ordered the children's dictionary, for himself it turned out, because at 27 he wanted to learn how to read.  And he paid up front for it, cash money....$21.00.  About two months later it was time to deliver the books.   I had met his mom and dad during my first visit, and they remembered me...but Clarence wasn't home, he was up the holler at his brother's place.  
"How far is that?", I ask.  "Too far to walk, maybe about a mile or so up that goat trail over yonder.  It's mighty rough, but if you like, you can ride my son's QA-50 up there.  Or Johnny here will give you a ride up there."  The boy went first and checked out the trail, then came back and rode me up there.
If you can picture the two of us on a mini-bike riding up the goat trail on a steep incline, no less...  We get to the top and I walk up to a trailer with two obviously drunk fellows kicked back on the porch, one of them eyeing me suspiciously and waving a Ruger semi-auto .22 at me.  Before he could say a word, I asked if Clarence was there.  Good thing Clarence was there, for my sake.  He told 'em who I was.  He probably saved my life LOL.  Turns out these good "ol boys were making shinny (most likely for personal consumption) and testing out a fresh batch.   I even got to sample some, and got an invite to dinner, down the hill...which I graciously accepted.  
Les