Author Topic: I'm BORED! (Read 1137 times)

Vermillion · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2000, 12:34:00 PM »

Bah you peon

Your mother smells of elderberries and your father was a ballerina !

You yourself are nothing more than a half baked Nancy boy.

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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
Carpe Jugulum
"Real Men fly Radials, Nancy Boys fly Spitfires"

Ripsnort · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2000, 01:18:00 PM »

LOL Yeager! Hehehehe.
Okay Verm, I've heard the term, but what is a Nancy boy?

Westy · « **Reply #17 on:** April 21, 2000, 01:21:00 PM »

(opens up the Webster dictionary)

Right here, under (flips a page or two

' Nancy boy'

(shows Ripsnort the book)

See? It's got your picture!

Ghosth · « **Reply #18 on:** April 21, 2000, 01:22:00 PM »

Anyone who uses others to keep themselves from being bored is slime. The lowest of the low, that Yucky stuff that builds up in the sump pump pit. Lower than the stuff that plug's up your sewer main. Greasier than the crud on your kitchen sink drain. Fouler than the hairsnake in your tub/shower drain. Take the worst smell in the world, x 2 & you still smell worse.

And thats not even mentioning how lousy you fly. The only kills you get are the poor guys who get too close & are stunned by the pure stench!

You are only fit to fly C47's and even then you have to make 2 trips! (half of the grunts croak from being in the same plane as you.)

Whats worse, you have the gall to bring this stench to this BBS!

You should quit your job at Boeing. The only thing your good for is picking up half rotten, maggot loaded, squashed flat road kills!

(your mistake rip, never ask a plumber to attack you)

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Maj Ghosth
XO 332nd Flying Mongrels

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Mox · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2000, 01:25:00 PM »

And I thought I was the only one at work!

Had a few beers at lunch so atleast I feel a little better about being here. Hmmm now where is that damn router config I need to work on

I should have brought a joystick to work and told my secretary to hold all calls until I had landed safely...

Mox
The Wrecking Crew

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Ripsnort · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2000, 01:27:00 PM »

Wow! Westy got me rolling on his (pathetic, like he is) Post. GhostH looks to be in the lead for crown of insult! Keep em coming, I got 1 hour to kill!

Ghosth · « **Reply #21 on:** April 21, 2000, 01:34:00 PM »

Pearls before swine old buddie!

Last word's for you are.

SUFFER!

(even your sig file sucks wind)

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Maj Ghosth
XO 332nd Flying Mongrels

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Rojo · « **Reply #22 on:** April 21, 2000, 01:41:00 PM »

GhostH's will be hard to beat, but here goes (short and sweet):

"You thimble-headed gerkin!"

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Sabre, a.k.a. Rojo
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-ammo- · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2000, 01:52:00 PM »

I missed out

I know that your family invernted the toothbrush--otherwise it would've been called the "teethbrush"

Curly · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2000, 01:54:00 PM »

Damned guppy.

Saintaw · « **Reply #25 on:** April 21, 2000, 01:58:00 PM »

You're just a lowlife Bishop Rip !

Ripsnort · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2000, 02:01:00 PM »

Bet you guys didn't know that I'm the king of Insults:

Staga, your intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

Towd,If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

Exile,you are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Blur,you have too much yardage between the goal posts.

Ammo, your one fruitloop short of a full bowl!

GhostH,you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal AND A few clowns short of a circus.

Humble,you are an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

Rojo,heh, dumber than a box of hair.

Curly, "Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear"

Funked,hehe, what can I say, he doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.

JoeMud,The cheese slid off his cracker.

Westy,You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

Jarbo,you fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yeager,He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Verm, your 24 cents short of a quarter.

Saw, your one revolution short of a circular saw (an original!)

NATE, your Mamas so fat people go into orbit around her!

And I, my friends, are a few bricks shy of a full load.

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Vermillion · « **Reply #27 on:** April 21, 2000, 02:03:00 PM »

Heheheh

Ever Seen the Movie "Cabin Boy" and the cabin boy character? With Chris .... damn forget his last name, the blonde headed guy that was also in "Something About Mary", as the demented best friend.

Well... anyways thats a Nancy Boy.

Basically a spoiled effeminate, whiney little twit.

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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
Carpe Jugulum
"Real Men fly Radials, Nancy Boys fly Spitfires"

NATEDOG · « **Reply #28 on:** April 21, 2000, 02:05:00 PM »

yo mama's soooo fat her blood type is Ragu.
yo mama's soooo old, when God said "let there be light" she flipped the switch.
ripsnort's so fat, he's got more chins than China town.
and he's sooo poor, he can't even pay attention.

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Nathan "NATEDOG" Mathieu
Art Director
HiTech Creations
-=HELLFIRE SQUAD=-

"Man's 2nd greatest thrill in life is FLYING. His 1st greatest thrill is LANDING!"

MarkVZ · « **Reply #29 on:** April 21, 2000, 02:08:00 PM »

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You are only fit to fly C47's and even then you have to make 2 trips! (half of the grunts croak from being in the same plane as you.)

Hey, thats me! Proudly a goon pilot!

Anyways,
Rip, yo momma's so fat, when she went to the airport and asked to fly, they stamped GoodYear on her bellybutton and put her on the runway!

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Mark VanZwoll
33rd Strike Group