What we need here is for the Government to raise our kids for the first five years of their lives. Who better than Uncle Sam to teach our babies patriotism and family values? Also if the Government raised our babies they could offer valuable insight into the potential career paths that would be most beneficial to the State and Society, or possibly weed out those genetically defective babies that will be most likely to commit crimes or become real fat. Have your baby, the Government raises it the first five years and gives it back to you when the kid starts Kindergarten.
I think this is a great idea, although it may be too far to the right for most of you leftists.
