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Offline Mathman

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« on: April 18, 2002, 02:09:29 PM »
Darth Vader can't possibly be Luke Skywalker's father.  They don't have the same last name.
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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2002, 02:16:44 PM »
Are we on for a new "Wit of the week" contest ? :D
or have you seen something you shouldn't have ?
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Offline Nifty

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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2002, 02:24:11 PM »
damn!  does that apply to mothers too?  If so, my mom doesn't have my last name, so she can't be my mom!  nooooo!  :D

*looks at troll bait*   sure, I love taking troll bait!!

one word answer.

Alias.  :D
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Offline Dead Man Flying

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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2002, 02:41:36 PM »
I'll leave Beefcake to answer this one.

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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2002, 03:55:27 PM »
Who's yo daddy!
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Offline Chewbacca

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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2002, 04:00:38 PM »
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RG!
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2002, 04:07:27 PM »
aaaaahhhhhh ooohhhh ahhhhh



dead kittens....



HS
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Offline Beefcake

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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2002, 04:21:31 PM »
Well Darth Varder, as most know, is Ankin Skywalker. When Luke and Leia were born he was still Ankin Skywalker so they both retained the Skywalker name. However, Leia's caretakers had her named changed to protect her. Later on Ankin went to the Dark side and had his name changed to Darth Vader. I do know alot about Star Wars,  but I am not the biggest SW nut. I have a friend that has read almost every comic and book on SW so I'll ask him next time I see him.
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2002, 04:23:30 PM »
Vader always was a whine, just like his kid.  Don't get me started on about the Emporer.  He still whines about his english school boy days.  Apparently the other lads kids use to call him "Palpy"...never got over that.








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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2002, 04:30:59 PM »
"Thrawn", isn't that a big Empire Admiral with a blue skin ? :D
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Offline Professor Fate

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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2002, 06:12:10 PM »
It should've never gone past the first movie the empire should've won I tellya.  Think about it Death Star has to let the plant move out of the way in order to destroy it's moon there by allowing the wimpy little rebels take off and blow things up.  Now if the death star blasted the plant what would've happened to the moon?  It woulda spun off into oblivion taking everyone with it.  Hollywood sucks.
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2002, 07:19:25 PM »
The only reason luke didn't get shotdown by vader was because he was stick-stirring.:eek:
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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2002, 07:45:38 PM »
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Originally posted by Saintaw
"Thrawn", isn't that a big Empire Admiral with a blue skin ? :D


Yeah, his full title was "Grand Admiral Thrawn",  which is about as pretentious as I could get.;)
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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2002, 08:37:09 PM »
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Originally posted by thrila
The only reason luke didn't get shotdown by vader was because he was stick-stirring.:eek:


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Offline LtHans

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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2002, 05:01:14 AM »
The Truth?  You want the Truth?

Ok, here is the Truth is that Anakin is not an imaculate birth, ala Jesus Christ.

He is in fact a crack baby, who's mother was/is a hooker.  Her sub-standard (as all things on Tatoonine are) contraceptive implant failed.  For some horrible reason she is so embarassed by who the father was she had to quickly cook up some story about where the kid came from.

Now, what creature in the Galaxy could be more stupid, more repugnant than some stupid and blasphemous story about an immaculate birth?

Yup, you guessed it.  JAR JAR BINKS IS ANAKINS FATHER!!!!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Think about it.  Anakin's nick name is "Anne", a girls name.  Latter on his two children almost wind up doing the horizonal tango with each other!  God knows what Leia did with Jabba between scenes.

Doesn't this all tell you something?
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