Author Topic: Airliner Humor.... (Read 309 times)

midnight Target · « **on:** April 22, 2002, 10:57:01 AM »

Precaptioned, but feel free to improve on the original:

Maverick · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2002, 02:25:05 PM »

Shold be followed with:

That is what happens when you don't pay attention to the flight attendants briefing! Now look at us and LISTEN!!!

lord dolf vader · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2002, 11:06:47 PM »

how the hell did they "roll" a airliner and have it stay in one piece

Hangtime · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2002, 11:42:55 PM »

fleas?

catnip on the barrier strip?

lord dolf vader · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2002, 12:01:57 AM »

dislexia and artificial horizons are a dangerous pair

-dead- · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2002, 01:12:34 AM »

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Originally posted by lord dolf vader
how the hell did they "roll" a airliner and have it stay in one piece

(wind) shear luck....

Hehe welcome to Hong Kong's new "safer" airport, Chek Lap Kok (and no I don't know who this Chek is)

Here's some of China Airlines (Mandarin is a subsidiary) other work in Hong Kong:

lord dolf vader · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2002, 01:23:43 AM »

they could save a bundle if they used boats for the ferry service i bet

Leslie · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2002, 01:44:51 AM »

"I think we should get a 'successful landing' if we land anywhere on the field."

Les:D

Russian · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2002, 12:07:08 PM »

Just for today we have a live excise to the right, its only excise….those people are not hirt…no ladies and gentleman…that’s ketchup…not blood…

superpug1 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2002, 04:56:14 PM »

How do you flip an airliner the begin with.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2002, 05:05:51 PM »

-dead- is that the 'floating' airport ?