The Ultimate Troll

[Puck]

Ok, in an effort to condense the TrollThreads, reduse unnessisary bandwidth usage, and perhaps make it possible to go back into the man arena and get shot down in the manner to which I have become accustomed, I am now going to attempt to create the ultimate troll.



HiTech is a lousy programmer and can't model my airplane right and why is it so slow perk the osti, spitfire, all LA7 pilots are dweebs the NiK wasn't made in enough quantity get rid of it those polls violate my natural rights why does the network connection suck all bishops are cowards all rooks are tards I'm better than you and my mother's combat boots are better than your mother's combat boots IL2 is the best sim go play there why haven't you modeled my favorite plane can we have trees it would be easy to code this isn't a whine but  someone shot me down so he is cheeting why doesn't anyone at HTC care about my problems their customer support sucks they need to hire more people the alien colon probe isn't modeled right it felt much better than that why are all the sheep white this map sucks why are the graphics so primitive we need more rhodesian aircraft bring the tricycle to ah we're outnumbered that isn't fair he's hiding my carrier why can't we just get along nobody will do what I tell them to do in the main arena you're all loosers this game sucks when is the next release due.



How did I do?

[Krusher]

Puck off !

[Tac]

"the alien colon probe isn't modeled right it felt much better than that"

LMAO! A classic!

[gofaster]

Originally posted by Puck
HiTech is a lousy programmer and can't model my airplane right and why is it so slow perk the osti, spitfire, all LA7 pilots are dweebs the NiK wasn't made in enough quantity get rid of it those polls violate my natural rights why does the network connection suck all bishops are cowards all rooks are tards I'm better than you and my mother's combat boots are better than your mother's combat boots IL2 is the best sim go play there why haven't you modeled my favorite plane can we have trees it would be easy to code this isn't a whine but  someone shot me down so he is cheeting why doesn't anyone at HTC care about my problems their customer support sucks they need to hire more people the alien colon probe isn't modeled right it felt much better than that why are all the sheep white this map sucks why are the graphics so primitive we need more rhodesian aircraft bring the tricycle to ah we're outnumbered that isn't fair he's hiding my carrier why can't we just get along nobody will do what I tell them to do in the main arena you're all loosers this game sucks when is the next release due.



How did I do?

I like that one you tried to sneak in there about the alien probe.  That is pretty good, but you forgot:

what's the frequency kenneth

[AKDejaVu]

A compilation troll?

[Skuzzy]

This man definately used to work for an ISP .

[Ripsnort]

You know how you can present a paragraph and everyone will read something different into everytime?

Here's what I read:

HiTech is a model.
my airplane the spitfire.
dweebs, in enough quantity, violate my natural rights.
suck my mother's combat boots.
IL2 is  modeled easy.  
a whine shot me down.
customer  sucks.
need to hire people, the colon probe felt much better than all the sheep.
why rhodesian aircraft are outnumbered why?
I tell  the main arena you're all loosers

[Horn]

Originally posted by Puck
How did I do?

Pretty good, but you forgot the bastards stealing the beer.

Oh, and Head-Ons.

dh

[majic]

What, nothing about turbolasers?

[Airscrew]

Puck, you were close, real close.  I think you missed the "Luftwhiner" clause in the troll.

[AKEagle+]

ROTFLMAO!

Well I think ya done good Puck

But ya misses not only LuftWhiners, but what about our beloved SpitDweebs???  and something disparaging about Cannon Hawgs!!!!  

BTW, you ain't seen my mothers combat boots have ya?

I give it at least a 9.1  and I'm a tough grader too! LOL!  

AKEagle+

[bloom25]

Puck, Hitech can't read that language.  You'll have to do it this way:

In HEX:

02 43 61 6e 20 49 20 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 50 34 30 3f 03

(You forgot this one BTW. )

[midnight Target]

Dammit Puck,

I was gonna say that!

[Camel]

That sounds like Puck from the "Real World" good job, covered all but the Luftwhiner's

[mjolnir]

Gotta go with the crowd Puck, if you'd added Luftwhiners, HO's, and buff turbo-lasers, you would have had it all.  Impressive effort!




P.S.  Something about kill stealing and check 6's might have fit well too.....