This is such a fantastic recipe; I must share it with everyone, including the fat gay bastards, even though their support of full time alcohol consumption/admiration/study is limited.
I’m not kidding, follows these easy steps to drunken gaming bliss.
Go to Wally World (Wal-Mart) and in the dishware section they sell huge glass beer mugs (32 oz or 64, something like that) for cheap. Maybe $2. Buy a set of 6. Put them in the freezer, 2 will do.
Now, at the local supermarket, buy a shopping cart load of Bacardi Mixers. They are in the frozen section. They come in all flavors, Margarita’s, Pina Colata’s etc… proceed to the booze aisle, and get Rum. I suggest anything cheap and in a plastic bottle. You will be mixing it anyway, and after the 3rd batch, will, as I have, dropped it.
IMPORTANT – Put a pitcher of Ice water and 4 aspirin next to your bed.
Now, dump the frozen Bacardi Mixer into a blender. The directions on the mixer say add ½ a can of Rum. Fill it full and dump it in. (You can add more, but I’d suggest a wall mount fire extinguisher in the consumption area, and it might cloud the wacky drink taste a bit). Add ice TO THE TOP of the blender, blend well. When the mixture blends well enough that the concoction of doom is moving bottom to top, or in my case with a pos cheap Osterizer you smell the motor burning. Remove the frozen huge Wally World mug from the freezer, fill it. It will accommodate the entire blender load perfectly.
Proceed to your computer den, admire your creation, drink irresponsibly. Soon you will have unfound BBS mental powers.
