Yeah, I know what you are talking about. Problem is that we all hold hands and dance around a cross, covered with leafs and flowers. Now, I'm not sure exactly how you want to turn that into a gigant noodle, but I'm looking forward to watching you try

Back in the old days (Viking age) it was more noodle-like, back then it was a gigant pole with two ..eh...balls at the bottom. But when Sweden was Christened in 1100-something, the smart priests just added a pole at the top, and us gullible swedes found ourselves dancing around a cross instead of a dick.