Author Topic: what do you do to get back at your wife? (Read 779 times)

streakeagle · « **Reply #30 on:** May 01, 2002, 01:20:32 PM »

If I had a wife... do you think I would really be spending any time here at all? If you settled for a nagging b*tch, that's your problem. If I was sitting at my computer and my girlfriend/wife were pawing at me... that just wouldn't happen. If I had that type of woman around me, I would never make it to the computer.

My computer has been a pacifier while I have been finishing my long lost EE degree (I didn't even have one at all until I quit working to go back to college). This week I finish. Then I go back to work and both have time and money again. As long as I remain single and don't have my own airplane, I will still frequent AH. But if I had a wife and/or my own plane, the computer will become just a tool for checking e-mail and doing research.

Cherlie · « **Reply #31 on:** May 01, 2002, 04:14:30 PM »

I think some people got confused..........

I love my wife dearly and I don't intend to get back at her in the sense of something demorallising. I was just stating that I noticed alot of guys say "gotta go wife squeaking" and asking what to do when this happen. It was intended to be a fun post and I was simply asking what other guys in AH do when their wife wants them off AH.

Maybe the title was wrongly written (it was 1a.m in the morning) Because some people seemed offended by it, reasons beknown to themselves.

the others that took it like a joke (as it was meant to be) thanks for the laughs.

And yes I agree, women tend to be more focused on sex than men these days. At least when men were more focused, it only last a short time (variey from 2 mins to 2 hours) but with women, they can go all night!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

CharlieB

Wlfgng · « **Reply #32 on:** May 01, 2002, 04:18:24 PM »

wha??? you can't?!?!?!

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2002, 04:19:15 PM »

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If I had a wife... do you think I would really be spending any time here at all?

Yes... I know you would. The fact that you are single and still here worries me, however. They're out there... not in here.

AKDejaVu

Puck · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2002, 04:27:55 PM »

I had a wife. She didn't like flying.

I traded her in for a cat. Overall, the cat is much easer to live with.

Hortlund · « **Reply #35 on:** May 01, 2002, 04:32:21 PM »

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Originally posted by streakeagle
If I had a wife... do you think I would really be spending any time here at all?

If you settled for a nagging b*tch, that's your problem.

If I was sitting at my computer and my girlfriend/wife were pawing at me... that just wouldn't happen. If I had that type of woman around me, I would never make it to the computer.

But if I had a wife and/or my own plane, the computer will become just a tool for checking e-mail and doing research.

Young man, you have alot to learn...

Gwjr2 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2002, 07:00:01 PM »

just saw this...
1 in 14 frontier marriges in the 1800s ended in divorce....
guess the other 13 ended with gunshots...

So seems not much has changed overall ya cant win against em
so good advice is to RUN RUN NOW RUN LIKE YOUR bellybutton IS ON FIRE !!!!! GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!

POW for 5 years now

Toad · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2002, 07:26:26 PM »

Embarass her by getting her some nice flowers. Costco or Sam's warehouse will sell you 2 dozen roses for about $12-15.

Get 'em stick em in a vase and tell her you love her.

Works pretty well for me.

streakeagle · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2002, 08:10:29 PM »

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Originally posted by Hortlund
Young man, you have alot to learn...

At 34, I am far from young. But like all people, I will always have a lot to learn. One of the most important things I want to learn is where to find me a wife

I know for me it is not in bars, not in dance clubs, not in churches, not in chat rooms... co-workers have always been predominantly male so not at work (8 years on subs certainly didn't help

)... so where? Hoping dumb luck will eventually hook me up, but so far time has not been kind to me.

As for AKDejaVu's comment about not finding them here: most of the time that I spend here is after 11 PM. I generally won't find any women in my area at that time anyway. AH costs me sleep, not dates.

Puck · « **Reply #39 on:** May 01, 2002, 08:59:12 PM »

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Originally posted by streakeagle
(8 years on subs certainly didn't help )

Oh, come on. As a former hot water tech (ETRO) I can say with some assurance that submariners are never without a date.

120 men go down, 60 couples come back up...

Sclew · « **Reply #40 on:** May 01, 2002, 11:52:41 PM »

Hey Puck- I think you and Hangtime have the wife-cat swap in common.

But HT's cat died, I think he's dating again.

Don · « **Reply #41 on:** May 02, 2002, 08:47:52 AM »

>>I was simply asking what other guys in AH do when their wife wants them off AH. <<

LOL! Be careful what you ask for

THis is not a topic that is foreign to anyone that plays/flies air combat sims. You tocuhed upon something that is ALWAYS just below the surface. No harm, no foul;)
You started the thread but it quickly became everyone's

Ripsnort · « **Reply #42 on:** May 02, 2002, 08:59:17 AM »

Well, my wife has always been an exception to the rule, she not only loves to hunt, fish, camp, go to flight museums, is frugal with money, but encourages my AH flight time (in most cases)..here's her voice recording for my check six..feel free to give me a check six call anytime, it gets me hot!

(you may have to copy and paste this in the location bar)

http://Ripsnort60.tripod.com/check6.wav

The Mrs. and her bald headed hubby at the 50th Pearl Harbor dinner anniversary last Dec.7th at the Olympic FM

-Concho- · « **Reply #43 on:** May 02, 2002, 10:10:20 AM »

What is this sex thing you speak of?

fdiron · « **Reply #44 on:** May 02, 2002, 10:22:49 AM »

Getting married young=throwing away your life.