what do you do to get back at your wife?

[Cherlie]

I often hear these 4 words "Gotta go, wife squeaking".

Just being recently married, any advise on how to get back at the nagging wife?

I thought maybe HT should have a wives only night, so we can come abck from beer and T.V and say "get off, it's my turn, your horus up already!!!!!!!"


CharlieB

[dr1fter]

since your recently married let me clue you in.

You NEVER get back at the wife, at least if you want to keep her.

Rule 1.

Women run the planet, yes its a conspiracy and not fair.

Rule 2.

Keep the women of the world on your side and life is good.

Couple of more rules to live by.

People not to piss off.

anyone who serves you food.
anyone about to write you a traffic ticket.
anyone about to give you a shot.

Drifter

ps   might change my name to "whipped"

[popeye]

My problem is that my wife can't keep her hands off of me, and it's sometimes difficult to fly with her pawing me.  Don't women think of anything but sex????

[Dawvgrid]

I hold my life to dear,so I don`t,,,but I mumble behind her back ,and when she craves sex I`ll put it on autopilot,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AH that is!!!

[TheOxman]

The power of the "P" brother...power of the "P"
I am recently married, and i am damn lucky she anit cut the account off already. The only REAL thing u have control is the sex. Give it up if you must, but cut her off if shes pissin you off. Yes,, yes you WILL hear squeakin' but that's the game of marrage. give and take, or sometimes it's just give,give.

[Sandman]

Originally posted by Cherlie
I often hear these 4 words "Gotta go, wife squeaking".

Just being recently married, any advise on how to get back at the nagging wife?

I thought maybe HT should have a wives only night, so we can come abck from beer and T.V and say "get off, it's my turn, your horus up already!!!!!!!"


CharlieB

Let it go. Whatever you do will be returned to you threefold.

Oh... and fifteen years later, she'll STILL squeak about it.

[Sikboy]

What I like to do is post OT things in the wrong forum
that'll teach her.


-Sikboy

[Wanker]

Originally posted by popeye
My problem is that my wife can't keep her hands off of me, and it's sometimes difficult to fly with her pawing me.  Don't women think of anything but sex????

You know, strangely enough I believe Popeye.

[Ripsnort]

[Wlfgng]

money is the key IMO.

either withhold it or spend a lot of it on her.. depends on the situation

[Don]

>>Just being recently married, any advise on how to get back at the nagging wife? <<

ANSWER:  You don't. Not if you want to remain married.
If yer only married a short time, its supposed to be an adjustment period. A time where you make room for each other, get to know and comfortable with the other person you wake up next to every morning and say gnite to every night. Don't f@#k it up over a game.

[Thunder]

Dear Get Back,

My suggestion is to NEVER try and "get back" at your wife.
This is a mistake men have been making for thousands of years. If you respect each other you will both want to meet each others needs. Spend as much or as little time in AH as you both feel is right and you will still be playing 12 years later But, always put her first.... !

The other alternative is a Fast Motorcycle......
Ride it hard!
Put it up when your though!
Never Argues!
Always Ready whe YOU are!
Play AH any Time you want!
Be Selfish!
Sounds fun ?

Nah.............

Love your wife, respect her, put her needs before yours and chances are she will want you to play Aces High a lot more then you think!


Good Luck,

Thunder Landers

[AvidMC]

Cherlie,

       Ahhh the endless battle of wives VS. AH. All I can tell you is that it is futile. She will continue to nag and you will continue to make promises that you can not keep. The addictive draw of the game is to much and your obsession will win out. But have no fear friend soon your obsession with AH will be replaced with a new obsession...

The new one....

"HOW CAN I FAKE MY OWN DEATH!!!!!"

Avid

[narsus]

Withhold sex, works like a charm. Takes a strong will to do it though. If you control the sex and not her you have the power.

[muckmaw]

Wait a minute...Hold the F***ing phone!

I'm married 3 years, 2 years old daughter, and if I get sex once a week from my wife I'm lucky.

WHAT THE F***!!!!!?????


I can cut her off for the next 3 months, and I'll pass her in the hallway to be asked, "You still live here?"

Bottom line. YOU CANNOT F***ING WIN. DON'T BOTHER TRYING.