Rush "The Mouthpiece" Limbaugh (origin: unknown) A chronic cannibal and big-assed buffoon, Limbaugh has been thrust into the slimelight as the GOP's Minister of Propaganda. He manages to spew nonstop crypto-Nazi nuke-puke while munching on junkfood. Has been known to snack on portions of his own anatomy during broadcasts, and emitting decibel-shattering gastric blasts.
"A Little Secret About the Nazis. They were left-wing socialists. Yes, the National Socialist Workers Party of Germany, otherwise known as the Nazi Party, was indeed socialist, and it had a lot in common with the modern left. Hitler preached class warfare, agitating the working class to resist ``exploitation'' by capitalists -- particularly Jewish capitalists, of course. Their program called for the nationalization of education, health care, transportation, and other major industries. They instituted and vigorously enforced a strict gun control regimen. They encouraged pornography, illegitimacy, and abortion, and they denounced Christians as right-wing fanatics. Yet a popular myth persists that the Nazis themselves were right-wing extremists. This insidious lie biases the entire political landscape, and the time has come to expose it."
