Author Topic: Stupid Gangbanging Must Stop!!! (Read 504 times)

beet1e · « **Reply #15 on:** May 07, 2002, 05:31:30 AM »

SOB I always fly Bishop, and I know how you feel.
Put that shirt in the wash. Looks like you've been wearing it for weeks. Does your crotch smell of fish for any other reason besides the obvious one shown in the picture? And what's that can of Dr. Pepper doing on your table. You look like more of a Bud Heavy drinker to me

hblair · « **Reply #16 on:** May 07, 2002, 07:34:51 AM »

rofl SOB. The first few posts are funny. These guys are loosing their sense of humor. I got it man.

lazs2 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 07, 2002, 08:08:23 AM »

drexie made me laugh!
lazs

Ripsnort · « **Reply #18 on:** May 07, 2002, 08:29:27 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
drexie made me laugh!
lazs

We don't really care to hear about your sexual fantasies again with Drex. Thanks.

Superfly · « **Reply #19 on:** May 07, 2002, 09:00:39 AM »

I quit!
We at HTC are outnumbered every night it really pisses me off!
The Anti-HTC Employee alliance has had us in the corner for years. I can't even take off without getting gangbanged and vulched. And all you wussy sideswitchers aren't helping. Last week the FDB's were HTC Defenders, but this week those cheating bastards are flying for the Slaughter of Innocent HTC Staffers. All you care about is shooting down HTC Staff!!! Where is your loyalty??? When is the AH Community going to do something about this???

Wilbus · « **Reply #20 on:** May 07, 2002, 09:04:56 AM »

ROFLMAO @ SOB and Superfly

Fatty · « **Reply #21 on:** May 07, 2002, 09:09:29 AM »

Stop whining before I come over there and show you what a gangbang really is, htc pretty boy.

LePaul · « **Reply #22 on:** May 07, 2002, 09:13:01 AM »

Throw that fish, and you, back into the water

(Aint that one of those damn singing fishes I saw advertised on TV all winter long? LOL )

Whining your getting beat up? Hmm, isnt this the same fella who kicked everyone's bellybutton in the LORD tournament on the BBS?

AKEagle+ · « **Reply #23 on:** May 07, 2002, 02:43:40 PM »

I gotta score this puppy.

First of all, keep trying SOB, you do have great potential!

Well, as a troll, I'd give it about a 3.2.

It is crass enough to draw some to take the bait.

As a whine: 3.5

Let see, if I am getting gang banged, it must be the other sides fault not the way I fly. I did get a bit of a chuckle out this attitude, and I did smirk a bit, thus the unusually high rating for a post of this caliber. I must be in an unusually good mood today

Creativity: 1.5

Just another variation of the same old theme of gang banging. He didn’t even mention Hos. He did whine about vulching/furballing though, maybe I should have been more generous. Oh well, if I give too many points I may discourage someone from creating a really great whine.

Dysphony: 7.5

This rates pretty, I give it high marks for disjunction and lack of articulation. If it weren’t for his alluding to profanity, I would have scored it higher. After all, we don’t want to reward bad behavior. This was definitely written in haste, and therefore added to the humor.

Overall, I give it a 5.5, but I doubt if it makes whine of the week.

AKEagle+

Professor Fate · « **Reply #24 on:** May 07, 2002, 02:51:56 PM »

Go wash that shirt and put some anti-perspirant on man!

Ripsnort · « **Reply #25 on:** May 07, 2002, 02:55:43 PM »

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Originally posted by Professor Fate
Go wash that shirt and put some anti-perspirant on man!

ahhh, erm...he just DID wash it and put deodorant on!

myelo · « **Reply #26 on:** May 07, 2002, 02:57:55 PM »

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Originally posted by beet1e
And what's that can of Dr. Pepper doing on your table. You look like more of a Bud Heavy drinker to me

As you can tell from the picture, SOB is a refined man of good taste and sophistication. That is, he drinks Jack Daniels. Trust me on this one.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #27 on:** May 07, 2002, 03:09:22 PM »

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Originally posted by myelo

As you can tell from the picture, SOB is a refined man of good taste and sophistication. That is, he drinks Jack Daniels. Trust me on this one.

We're sitting at one of the better scotch bars in Oregon and I'm buying. I have my usual couple of beers before getting going... and what does SOB order? JD and coke. There was actually a screeching sound as the record stopped playing and everyone stared at the hick sitting across from me.

I can understand not liking beer... but he chose JD over some seriously good Scotch and some downright awnry Bourbon.

He's a little girl with big boobies.

AKDejaVu

rogwar · « **Reply #28 on:** May 07, 2002, 03:16:12 PM »

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Originally posted by SOB
Well that does it...even gangbanged in my own gangbanging thread! Troll? Hell, I don't even like fish!

SOB

I don't care about balanced numbers, winners, or loosers.

What really bothers me is the thought of SOB's trouser trout singing "Take me to the river....put me in the water".

Adios

SOB · « **Reply #29 on:** May 07, 2002, 03:22:03 PM »

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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
He's a little girl with big boobies.

AKDejaVu

What DJ means by this, is after two beers he got all loopy & mistook me for a girlie, then tried to fondle me and take me home. Fortunately, the bartender had seen this from him before and was ready with the restraints.

SOB