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Offline Apache

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Fester will bring you down to earth.
« on: May 07, 2002, 09:49:00 PM »
Think you're gettin' good, SA not bad, stay in the 3 to 4 k/d range tour after tour, then outta the blue (literally) boom!!!

What the heck was that?!

"You have been killed by Fester"

Another lesson learned I guess.

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Offline Puck

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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2002, 10:09:51 PM »
Fester doesn't scare me.  I've killed him three times now; twice in a row tonight in the main.

He sucks.

I've also killed -eagl- in a 1v1 duel to the death (me in my wimpy SpitIX, -eagl- in his mighty Ju-52).  Haven't run into =drex= on line yet.  I'd probibly have to kill him, too.

Sucks to be as good as I am.  No competiton anymore.

:D  Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to RUN LIKE HELL for the nearest exit  :D

I'd also like to point out that nothing older than 14 days can be held against someone at the con.  :p

Special notice for the Humor Impared:  The above post was pure humor.  Puck's flying ability can suck start a Harley. He has very little skill whatsoever, and no indication to the contrary, expressed or implied, was intended by this post.  We now return you to your regularly scheduled board-om.
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Offline Nath[BDP]

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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2002, 10:47:44 PM »
Fester cherry picks, you mean? Old news.
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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2002, 10:50:50 PM »
Citabria and Fester aren't that good.......   Now a guy called Glue, he was good. :)

Anyway I love it when I kill Fester! His quickness in dogfighting is only surpassed by his amazing ability to type "roadkill!!!" even before the kill message appears...  Truley an ace!

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Offline Tac

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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2002, 10:52:26 PM »
Ah, we talking about the original vulchmeister? ;) :D
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Offline Xjazz

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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2002, 12:40:39 AM »
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Originally posted by Puck
Fester doesn't scare me.  I've killed him three times now; twice in a row tonight in the main.


Does peoples really a "Scare" in online game? :p
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Offline hblair

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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2002, 01:31:59 AM »
Was he in an ackstar Apache?

;)
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Offline Duedel

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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2002, 02:50:06 AM »
Fester is AI!

Why? (Tour 26 stats)

K/D > 20 - no human being could manage a K/D > 20
Caps total 15  - no human being could manage 15 caps
Time online > 177h - this is the most important arguement. Every day sitting about 6h in front of AH isn't possible cause ur eyes will fall out of ur face if u trespass the magical "3h each day per month eyes fall out the face" border.


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Offline Wilbus

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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2002, 06:23:59 AM »
Only seen him Vulch lately.

Not that there is something wrong with that, had a nice vulch early this tour aswell, 19 kills in the F4u 1C without reload, then a high 109 came in and spoiled then fun, still had ammo left but since the 109 came in (which wasn't a problem really) 4 or 5 nikis, Spit, La7's mannage to get off the field, and to say the least, they weren't happy...
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Offline Apache

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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2002, 06:52:41 AM »
He actually got me twice, lol.

He cherry picked me on the first one. Not a problem, we all do it. I was engaged on a spit. I do a quick rear scan, then nose down to gain closure, then Fester whacked me. Never saw him but thats the way it goes. Didn't even know what a/c but knew it was .50's.

2nd time I get a little too close to a small group of bandits so I turn away and dive a little, knowing Hooligan and Lazs aren't too far from me. I see a P47D11 closing on me. I'm too fast for decent handling in the A6M5, so instead of an aggressive manuver, I go pure defensive. When I come out of an immelman, wham!! The P47 was Fester. He followed me thru.

Thats what I get for being complacent. Shouldn't have relied on one manuver. I know better.
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Offline Apache

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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2002, 06:55:43 AM »
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Was he in an ackstar Apache?

;)


No HB. I don't get killed by ackstars. I kill them.
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Offline hblair

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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2002, 07:23:13 AM »
rgr Apache. Just Funnin' :D
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Offline Eaglecz

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Re: Fester will bring you down to earth.
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2002, 07:36:11 AM »
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Originally posted by Apache
Think you're gettin' good, SA not bad, stay in the 3 to 4 k/d range tour after tour, then outta the blue (literally) boom!!!



muhahha another lame dome watching his K/D :D :D :D
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Offline Eaglecz

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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2002, 07:43:29 AM »
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Originally posted by Puck
Fester doesn't scare me.  I've killed him three times now; twice in a row tonight in the main.

He sucks.
 


naa boys let me tell you true ......

when you kill some airplane and you will get msg
You shot down Fester

its not fester.... you know ?

he is sometime afk and he have lil monkey
this lil monkey is bloody good as well because he is afk often
that explain those 177 hours online
so when you shot down fester and he isnt responding, you probably shot down his lil monkey (she is good but cant read :/ )

good way how to determine if you fighting vs Fester or his lil friend is to dive about 550 MPH
now you will see true .. if he will not recover it was his lil monkey trying to pull, but FF stick is to strong and mokey is doomed
if he will pull you are doomed :cool:

:D :D :D
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2002, 09:56:36 AM »
I was in a bomber about a month ago as a gunner.  The pilot was in the external views admiring the scenery, and watching for fighters while I was scouring the sky from the various turrets.

Ping, ping, ping..."kaboom" ...from outta nowhere.

"You have been killed by Fester"

My first reaction was to yell "Cheat", but I didn't.  I have seen that Fester has alot of respect in here and I assume he hit us from precisely where we weren't looking.

Dunno how though...
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