Speaking of women, Elfenwolf...
Every time I look at large chested women, I'm reminded of the twin towers. The way the breasts are symmetrically held into place by the bra and shirt just invokes too much pain. These women are exploiting the disaster for their own personal gains. To offset this, all smaller chested women should remove their shirts and bras, drawing our attention away from those evil women who use the tragedy as vehicle for their own devious plots.
(I dunno, as fun as that sounds, it just wasn't as good as the Twin Cities one...)