Author Topic: "Fluffers" (Read 465 times)

ET · « **on:** May 09, 2002, 12:55:10 PM »

The World Congress on Equal Rights have finished their five week meeting and published the following results.

1.The use of the word "fluffers"is totally discriminatory and only used by low life characters who are attempting to make them selves feel better about their low standing in society.

2.These same characters have banded together into a band of thugs known as Knights of the BBB."Bomber Blasting Buggers"

3. The BBB have been known to wear hoods and to burn wooden gunsights on the lawns of the bomber pilots in attempts to scare them off.

4.The use of the word "fluffers"shall only be used in polite company as the "f" word.

5. Anyone using the word "fluffer" while killing a bomber will be charged with a HATE crime.

6. The World Congress requests all governments to assist in eliminating this vicious bigotry and bias so all pilots can live in harmony and peace.

muckmaw · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2002, 01:03:17 PM »

I suggest the more politically correct terms for our Bomber Brethern:

Buff Driver
Heay
Buffican-American
or
ACM Challenged.

lazs2 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2002, 01:11:42 PM »

fluff (fluf) n., v., fluffed, fluff?ing ? n.1. light downy particles, as of cotton. 2. a soft light downy mass. 3. something light or frivolous: The book is pure fluff, but fun to read. 4. an error or blunder, esp. an actor's memory lapse in the delivery of lines.

considering their implementation and abilities in AH I would say that the term is more descriptive than derogatory. besides....

Do we really need something for the girls to do in AH? I say let get back on the sewing machine instead and get to work on that tear in my hood.
lazs

vorticon · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2002, 01:17:06 PM »

lazs that was a sexist comment and rather silly to so i suggest you delete you dweeb bellybutton comment before someone gets really upset

Horn · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2002, 01:22:56 PM »

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Originally posted by vorticon
lazs that was a sexist comment and rather silly to so i suggest you delete you dweeb bellybutton comment before someone gets really upset

You obviously don't know our Lazs

He gets extra points for "upset"

..and he hasn't even gotten to the porn definition yet.

dh
(making popcorn)

Heinkel · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2002, 01:29:44 PM »

Is this why you posted?

Hooligan · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2002, 01:52:29 PM »

Please ... this is serious. ET is pleading with the AH community not to hurt his feelings. Pouting may be followed by tears if we do not comply.

And Lazs:

It doesn't matter at all whether it is "is more descriptive than derogatory". What matters is how ET feels about the term you insensitive jerk.

Hooligan

lazs2 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2002, 01:59:27 PM »

damn vorticon... that was a good one! you allmost had me going there for a minute.
lazs

ET · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2002, 04:26:35 PM »

<--Bait hook
<--throw line in
<--hook the big one:)

muckmaw · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2002, 05:44:15 PM »

You hooked the big one alright...

Tac · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2002, 06:03:35 PM »

Indeed. You caught a rare pufferfish. They open their mouths, start flapping them lips and inflate.. and inflate.. and inflate... until they cant fit in their opponent's mouth. Sadly, they are poisonous to eat, even when you catch them.

Better call Mitsu, I bet he knows who can prepare that Fugg-u (

) for you.. you gotta avoid their deadly "Tardrodotoxin"

muckmaw · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2002, 06:06:31 PM »

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Originally posted by Tac

Better call Mitsu, I bet he knows who can prepare that Fugg-u ( ) for you.. you gotta avoid their deadly "Tardrodotoxin"

Tardrodotoxin?

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Oh man, that's the best one I've heard in a while. I'm going to use that Tac.

Thanks for the laugh!

lazs2 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2002, 08:23:37 AM »

muck and tac.. I don't think making fun of vorticon is wise. He doesn't appear to be too stable.
lazs

Esme · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2002, 09:09:32 AM »

Tell yer what, howsabout we compare how well I fly with how well you guys sew?

Esme
CO, Kampfgeschwader 2 "Holzhammer"
(still chuckling...)

HFMudd · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2002, 09:37:20 AM »

Hehe.

Esme: 1
Lazs2: 0