Stop the govs from fcuking with our lives and all this crap will go away.
The only reason that this siht works, is that the govs (all 3 branches) have too much power over us.
Any moron/dick can whine about practically anything (my dcik is too short, my bellybutton hurts when I siht, SUVs burn too much fuel, we need carpool lines... etc) , and the govs are more than willing to "solve the fcuking problem".
Fcuk'm, we have a Constitution... remember?