Author Topic: Free Joystick...you pay shipping. (Read 618 times)

Creamo · « **on:** February 07, 2001, 05:51:00 AM »

I recieved a Ch Products F16 joystick in the mail from Animal this week.( I told Animal I'd ship it to Denmark to St.Santard to save him the $90 they wanted for shipping.) Yeah , right!

The ploy to get me free toejam went as planned!

After playing with it all week, twisting, smashing, and pounding it to a worthless mess, I decided...yup, that's right, I hate it.

Oh, it was cool, and a damn fine stick, but after the Saitek X36 combo with Ch Pro pedals, please.

You want me to give up rudder pedals, and enable combat trim to run this gay hoopty stick?

NOPE!

So, who wants it?

I got it free just for a simple lie. Ill sell it for just what it costs to ship. Hell, if you dont mind it not working, Ill
send this beat to hell stick to you for free. YOU just have to tell St.Santard your sorry, blame Creamo. Then I'll say you have it, which then you blame me and so on... easy.

The joystick is worth it. Even though it don't work good anymore.

In it's best condition, it'spry is only good for guys that use boring BnZ 190 LW leather panties tactics, but, what the hell. It's free.

Just wash out the Old Milwaukee Beer and live with it.

Will concider 4 perk points in trade.

[This message has been edited by Creamo (edited 02-07-2001).]

Kieren · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2001, 06:06:00 AM »

You can give perk points away? hehe, I can't wait to give the gift that keeps giving...

BTW, I have an F16 Fighterstick and love it. The Saitek I had was spiky. Interesting experience you've had.

StSanta · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2001, 09:06:00 AM »

Hey creamo

"Uhm, send it to me".

<waits for his devious plan to work>

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9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"

easymo · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2001, 10:08:00 AM »

It is good to see the American sense of free interprise alive and well.

Creamo · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2001, 10:51:00 AM »

Here's yer tracking number Santa-

8259 3157 1944

I believe you can watch this thing on it's long travels just by going to wwww.fedex.com and typing in the tracking number. They only had priority, so I think that means 3 days.

Total shipping was $23.28, they initally want $103! before discount.

Anywho, it's unopened and besides the box smelling like animals toilet, should be OK.

My charity to the poor and needy of foreign countries is endless. I believe I shall try and assume Jesse Jacksons duties in the Raindow charities, as he was forced into hiding. (Sex with interns and embezzling charity cash, yeah!)

Ripsnort · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2001, 10:54:00 AM »

Who said Tards don't have hearts?

Kieren · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2001, 10:56:00 AM »

BTW, I called CH Products Tech Support.

They informed me that mule piss will indeed cause the irratic play you described, if any should come in contact with any part of the joystick.

For this reason they requested that any containers of "Old Milwaukee" beer(?) be stored safely away in a well-ventilated area, away from any electronic equipment.

Westy · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2001, 11:15:00 AM »

"Here's yer tracking number Santa- 8259 3157 1944"

<Heads to fedex web site, looks up tracking number, emmediatley notices shipping info:

Santa
No 1 Christmas Lane
North Pole, Arctic Circle

Oh dear.....

[This message has been edited by Westy (edited 02-07-2001).]

Creamo · « **Reply #8 on:** February 07, 2001, 11:33:00 AM »

That's the thing, he don't know who gave me the perk points for it, therefore where I shipped it to.

Thought it would be fun to have him watch it go to someone else who did.

"Leaves Santa Clara, arrives sorting facility Indy, In, arrives Hong Kong, clears customs, leaves for Tokyo, etc..."

funked · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2001, 06:57:00 PM »

It made it to Paris! http://www.fedex.com/cgi-bin/tracking?tracknumbers=8259+3157+1944&action=track&language=english&cntry_code=us

Animal · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2001, 07:08:00 PM »

Cool, the history of the package is like reality television.

it has gone from california to texas, to Puerto Rico, back to texas, back to california, off to tennesse, paris..

It has traveled much more than me.

StSanta · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2001, 07:46:00 PM »

WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Creamo figure out how ya want payment, and the money will be on the way.

Might even include something sinister.

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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"

bloom25 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2001, 08:16:00 PM »

I wonder if it has jetlag after that 16 hour flight...

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THUNDERBIRDS

funked · « **Reply #13 on:** February 07, 2001, 10:56:00 PM »

Quote

Might even include something sinister.

No, Creamo does NOT want your soiled LW issue garterbelt and stockings combo. And there is no way you are going to get any of your barnyard porn videos through customs.

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2001, 11:01:00 PM »

dammit creamo you could have just given it to me- u wouldnt have to pay shipping just drive down here

Author Topic: Free Joystick...you pay shipping. (Read 618 times)

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