Author Topic: Free Joystick...you pay shipping.  (Read 617 times)

Offline StSanta

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2496
Free Joystick...you pay shipping.
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2001, 11:25:00 PM »
finked, those aren't sinister - Those are top quality german classical production!

I was thinking more something like the book

"Bish'ites Mating Rituals: Do It Wrong In 100 Ways".

It explains how creamo got his name.

------------------
Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"

Offline Creamo

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5976
      • http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
Free Joystick...you pay shipping.
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2001, 01:16:00 PM »
The saga continues-

Package status KASTRUP DK 02/08/2001 11:15  
Regulatory Agency Clearance Delay

Why do I envision 3 guys in a Denmark FEDEX hanger going,

"What the hell this?"

"I dont know"

"It smells like mule piss."

"Maybe it's a aide for unmentionables with the wife"

"Yeah, but why the buttons then?"

"Hmm, dunno. Ticklers?"

"There is also a 12 step guide to Hitler Youth Anonymous, wonder what that's all about."

"Hell, I don't know, I'm confused as we always are. I hate being a Eurotard. Just get off it and get a supervisor quick. Then issue a emergency Agency Clearance Delay."

Offline Kieren

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 3
Free Joystick...you pay shipping.
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2001, 02:00:00 PM »
Too funny!

"I hate being a Eurotard!"


Moose11

  • Guest
Free Joystick...you pay shipping.
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2001, 02:10:00 PM »
Rofl.. I know how ya feel Santa, had a package lost to the USPS this month. :-(

Offline skernsk

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5089
Free Joystick...you pay shipping.
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2001, 07:01:00 PM »
 
Quote
Creamo figure out how ya want payment, and the money will be on the way.

Creamo has no use for a Eurodollar......he lives off of Tofu and Beer.  Send the Bastard a case of the Skunkiest Eurobeer you can find, preferably something brewed from a swamp adjacent to Chernobyl.

Offline StSanta

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2496
Free Joystick...you pay shipping.
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2001, 10:27:00 PM »
"There is also a 12 step guide to Hitler Youth Anonymous, wonder what that's all about."

"Hell, I don't know, I'm confused as we always are. I hate being a Eurotard. Just get off it and get a supervisor quick.
Then issue a emergency Agency Clearance Delay


ROFL!

Heheheheh ain't that the TRUTH.

OI tell ya, fed ex can get the toejam to Dk in two days, then our customs have to sit and figure out how a joystick in an unopened box MIGHT containt contrabands.

I hate them. Another reason to avoid paying income tax, to give these abstards less money.

Might get joystick in, oh ten days, when they've learned that it's actually not something icky.

Skernsk, we gort microbreweries that make stuff that will make ya grow hair on your chest -  and elsewhere. Mostly on yer tounge. I should send that  

------------------
Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"

Offline bloom25

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1675
Free Joystick...you pay shipping.
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2001, 12:27:00 PM »
It's up to 4 regulatory agency clearance delays.  How many bribes did you put in that package Creamo?  Obviously not enough.  Either that or all the customs agents are testing it out.



------------------
bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS

Moose11

  • Guest
Free Joystick...you pay shipping.
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2001, 12:32:00 PM »
I have the FedEx track as a bookmark at this point.

How long you been out of AH now Santa?

Offline Creamo

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5976
      • http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
Free Joystick...you pay shipping.
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2001, 01:30:00 PM »
I believe anything imported may have a tax, and I don't know if they hold it till it's paid or something? Contact them Santa, Im sure you can get full details. its definatley that unless they hold stuff a certain amount of days as policy.

Wow, this IS alot like good reality TV, except there aren't 6 "randomly" chosen women from across the States with huge tits like in Survivor. (you noticed they threw that old hag maddog off in a hurry.) And what was her weakness? Old, and did not have huge tits...


[This message has been edited by Creamo (edited 02-09-2001).]

Offline StSanta

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2496
Free Joystick...you pay shipping.
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2001, 03:56:00 PM »
Well, they aren't able to put sales tax on a GIFT from someone else. And I gave the joystick to Animal, who gave it to Creamo, who has given it to me.

I bet they're a) drinking beer and not doing their job and b) trying to figure out a way to tax me 25% of the value of the joystick.

Moose: 2.5 months. No AH for that long. Guess what it's doing to me.  .

Still paying though, never stopped. Something good is worth supporting.



------------------
Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"