Here I go.....
Anyone but me ever notice that:- There are generally more Bish
- Bish hardly ever lose a reset
- Bish will be Bish
Here is one reason why, a constipated story about the Bish ego.
I was recently chastised by a
Bish Lanc driver. I was called a
MORON. And yes, that really hurt.
I guess the name fits because I shot him down quite by accident. He happened to be flying over a Rook base that I was capping for pre-invasion. I really was an idiot not to know that he, as a
Bish, was helping me, as a
Knight, gangbang the
Rooks.
Now; I am accosted on the private radio channel for much longer that my suddenly defunct brain has time to adsorb. This icon thingy gets so confusing at times.
Now ask yourselves, why does anyone want to be a Bish anyway? Is it because you want to be look like some bald guy with a really flabbly upper body. Be like a
man dressed in some kind of
girly robe, concealing a body swelled from eating too many bon-bons. A man obviously suffering from some kind of severe sexual impotence, resulting from the constant rejection of female companionship.
And, oh yeah. Rooks, crooks, smooks who cares. Most of them have bad body odor from drinking cheap beer and are always suffering from noodle size envy.
Nay say I......Be great, be supendous!
Get it up at will and find yourself in the position forced beat back countless the beautiful women scrambling to your bedroom.
Get free beer and hotdogs after every mission.
Be a mans man, be a Knight!
