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Offline Shane

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« on: May 14, 2002, 10:56:21 AM »
until new guys get at least 2 months under your belts, i leave them with the following pre-emptive comment...

:D
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Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2002, 09:21:54 AM »
Is that shirt a part of the Sonny Bono Collection?
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Offline skernsk

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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2002, 09:56:20 AM »
Wow Shane that is some hairdo you have there.  :p

Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2002, 10:00:35 AM »
I'd like to speak for the newbies:  They too pay to have accounts, why should their voices not be heard? Being a vet on an online sim doesn't give you more or less veto power..nor does it carry any weight what so ever.

Other than that, I find the original post extremely funny! :D

Offline thrila

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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2002, 10:04:15 AM »
Woah Shane, you musta hit a few branches as you fell from the ugly tree.:D
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Something like it's elder brother-
Wing tips rounded, spinner's bigger.
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Offline BOOT

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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2002, 10:24:34 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by thrila
Woah Shane, you musta hit a few branches as you fell from the ugly tree.:D



I can personally attest that the photo in question is not Oops... uh... Shane!!!

The kid in the picture is too good looking :eek:


This is Shane


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Offline aztec

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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2002, 01:15:36 PM »
Seeing your picture confirms my suspicions.

Offline Mister Fork

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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2002, 01:32:32 PM »
Being a newbie...

If I see you online Shane, I'm going to fork you silly with my La-5.  So, you better bend over now...

And if any of you veterans get in my way, you'll be forked too.

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Offline poopster

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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2002, 09:21:04 PM »
Things to do list:

Find the shane dude.

Wax his soggy butt.

..twice

Have a pleasent conversation in private...

something along the lines about the silly plane he flys and the green color of his tits....

Have lunch, catch a movie..check back into the hanger and wipe the shane goo of my windscreen...

Come to the realization that the goo is the same color as his tits :eek:

I'll keep my eye out shane, fly a Pony ???

Cherry pickin Pony Pilots, sometime called PPPP. Nothing is quite on the same level as a PPPP.

I now have it on my list to watch out for a single high flyin, cherry pickin, Pretty Pink Pony Pilot.

......with drop tanks no doubt

Can't miss them.

Ain't nothin better.

They screech on there way in...

;)
« Last Edit: May 15, 2002, 09:35:11 PM by poopster »

Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2002, 05:23:40 AM »
Poop, even though I'm a PPPP, I'll help you in your quest.  He's a squeak.   I've been in here oh, about a month.  Starting to fly the P-38 a bit now, but the Pony is like an extension of my hand.  Let me know when the "squeak search" starts, I'm in.

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Offline CavemanJ

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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2002, 07:00:51 AM »
Masher I believe the correct term is 'Dweeb Hunt'

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Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2002, 07:21:32 AM »
That works too!! ;)

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Offline Shane

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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2002, 09:10:27 AM »
i'm easy to find, look for the one green dot in a sector full of red ants.  or rather, if you're not a knit, the one red dot in a sector full of green weenies.

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