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We apologize for interupting this mornings Jerry Springer to bring this breaking news from Grapevine, TX. Dan Lather reporting.
Good morning, I'm Dan Lather.
We've been getting sketchy reports this morning that H-T-C also known as HiTechCreations is wasting their time!! There have been threats of violence and it's rumored that Resume's are being updated as we speak.
To bring you up to the minute we've got Wolf Blitzer on location...are you there Wolf?
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Wolf can you hear me?
I'm here Dan...Wolf what's the current situation there?
Dan, sometime yesterday HTC released an image of a new aircraft in development for their online simulation known as AcesHigh or AH for short. This development sparked an instant conrtoversy on their BBS as to whether or not the employees of HTC are actually doing any worthwhile work.uh-huh
Since that time a small group of protestors has gathered here outside the offices of HTC, and rumors have been leaking off massive layoffs and Enron style accounting tactics.Wolf, you mentioned protestors, can we talk to someone for a "Customer reaction" on the activities of HTC?
Yes....one second....*trips over cord*...You Sir, can we have a moment of your time?What? oh...Am I on TV 
*waves*Yes I'm Wolf Blitzer of FEK news...What's your name and what exactly are you protesting here?My name is Ripsnort, you cant have my real name I'm supposed to be at work right now;) , I'm not really here to protest, someone said something about free booze and pony rides. *looks around* but I don't see any ponies and theres nothing to drink:confused: Sooo your not a "protestor"?Nah....WOOOHOOOoooo GOoo HTC!!!!!:p Wolf! is that someone in the window over there?!
Yee.....es it looks like.....Yes, that's Natedog, Dan.
ooohhh *Finger* that's uncalled for *zzzziiiip* ...oh no...
*crowd screams*
Folks I apologize you had to see that.
Wolf we've also been getting reports that the companies top arteests haven't been performing as expected, any word on that?
Dan, My insider source has been telling me that these individuals have been doing nothing but surfing p0rn for the past 2 yrs. and that their Top Exec, in a cost cutting measure, has replaced the expensive network connections to their productivity units with a 9600bd modem. This has seriously hampered Supa's n Nate's ability to "effectively" surf for p0rn, we've been getting reports that they have had to actually smuggle in their own p0rn in and scan it.Interesting news...soo are there any protestors there at all?
It appears that this growing mob is actually a support group of sorts and not protestors....wait a minute....I see some movement in the center of the mob....They seem.......oh my..........*kringes*....The crowd is beating the crap outta someone.Do we know who?
I cant tell, there are too many around the individual Dan. It appears that there was a protest but some supporters of HTC have shown up in droves and are beating the protestor(s) with what appears to be keyboards and ....and.. joysticks Dan.Any police on the scene yet?
No... but I do hear sirens. Wait a minute..... The door is opening...It looks like Superfly has a bullhorn Dan.~Supa on the horn~
*click-BOOOOEEEEEE-click* *click*
Excuse me!*crowd pauses the beatings*
Despite Initial reports of doing nothing, we here at HTC have been busy working long hours on a project that you the people take joy in experiencing, and that we take PRIDE in working on. If you are not entertained please move on, your dollar is your vote and if we get your dollar then that is considered a vote FOR HTC.
We do take suggestions into consideration, not demands, YOU DO NOT WRITE THE CODE, YOU DO NOT DECIDE ON THE AIRCRAFT, you do have control over ah.exe, either you execute it, or you don't.*Slams door*
*crowd resumes beatings*
There you have it Dan. Wolf Blitzer, reporting.Thank you Wolf.
Powerful statement worth undoubtly some serious thought.
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We now return you to Jerry Springer, not much different really.
Thought I'd have some fun this morning
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