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Offline Sandman

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« on: May 21, 2002, 10:12:24 AM »
Let's see... Jeb Bush is the governor of Florida.

He's up for re-election.

The largest anti-Castro group in the country is in Florida.

Dubya goes to Florida and talks tough about a pissant little country with 11 million people and damn fine cigars.

Net result... a spike in Jeb's approval rating and no cigars for you. :rolleyes:
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Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2002, 10:16:00 AM »
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Offline Fatty

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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2002, 10:17:03 AM »
Nicaragua has better anyway.
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Offline Hortlund

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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2002, 10:26:24 AM »
Who is Dubya?
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2002, 10:30:28 AM »
Dubya = W

as in G W B.

Distinguishes him from

G H B (Herbert)
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Offline Hortlund

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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2002, 10:38:05 AM »
Ahh ok. Thanks.

(Seems easier to just say "W" though)
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Offline funkedup

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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2002, 10:43:07 AM »
Cigars are bad for you.  Second hand smoke kills!  At least that's what the communist TV ads here in CA keep telling me...
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2002, 10:45:17 AM »
Funny thing is... even in Virginia where it seems like everyone smokes and restaurants and bars still have "smoking" sections, most have signs that say "No Cigar and No Pipe Smoking."
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Offline GtoRA2

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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2002, 11:18:38 AM »
Have you guys had  Cuban cigars?

They are bitter and nasty, even the "good ones"


How do I know, well I have a budy and for some reason he loves going to cuba for vacation, (prolly his commy, bzerkly sisters doing) and he brings back a few boxes every year, cant remeber the brands but they where "good ones"

I have had way better non cuban cigars... :eek:
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Offline Daff

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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2002, 11:33:34 AM »
How come Bush is happy to deal with China and not Cuba?

"They are bitter and nasty, even the "good ones" "

Sounds like either your friend let them dry up or he didnt go to Cuba at all. Nicuraguan cigars are ok, but don't even get close to the Cubans.

Daff
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Offline Creamo

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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2002, 11:55:34 AM »
More Cigars!

GTO, you are one of the many that smoke a cigar once on a birth, or a stale give away at some bad poker game.

 Fool.
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Offline Dinger

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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2002, 12:10:29 PM »
Okay, so the debate begins:
Cohiba or Partagas?
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Offline GtoRA2

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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2002, 12:18:40 PM »
Creamo
 I am the fool?  I used to smoke cigars Nightly. Not cheap crap either.


I define a fool as someone who talks crap about someone, and doesnt know what the hell they are talking about.


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« Last Edit: May 21, 2002, 12:20:56 PM by GtoRA2 »
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2002, 12:21:35 PM »
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Originally posted by Dinger
Okay, so the debate begins:
Cohiba or Partagas?


Have to admit, I've never smoked a Cuban, but I've always been told by afficionados that it's the cigar of choice, so I've always wanted to try.

That said, Partagas are damn good. :)
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2002, 12:42:48 PM »
My friend Bill told me that cigars are just sexual aids. :eek:
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