The Case for the Empire: Everything you think you know about Star Wars is wrong.

[GRUNHERZ]

If the Emperor is so racist how do you explain Darth Maul.....

[Animal]

dart maul

the guy is so black he turned red and grew horns
my kind of guy, that maul..

did you know hes a relative of mine? oh boy you should see him drunk! tells the stranges stories, doesnt talk much when sober though..

[GRUNHERZ]

I see drunkeness runs in the family.

[Dux]

I see a definite Luftwobble => Empire connection here...

[Octavius]

Darth Maul was killed years before the Empire even took shape Grunherz.  He was in Episode 1.  Now, under the control of a Sith Lord (Emperor Palpatine), things got a lil brutal.  

[superpug1]

lol. I love it. Very true to. The ending is especially funny.

[GRUNHERZ]

Originally posted by Octavius
Darth Maul was killed years before the Empire even took shape Grunherz.  He was in Episode 1.  Now, under the control of a Sith Lord (Emperor Palpatine), things got a lil brutal.  

The Sith Lord, Darth Sidius,  is Palpatine, who becomes the Emperor.

[-tronski-]

Hooper: Bust this - those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down  even in a galaxy far, far away.
Check this toejam.  You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy blond hair, blue eyes.
And then you've got Darth Vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy.  Nubian God.
Banky: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the diddly up!  Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, down with the force and all that toejam.  Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light-saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the diddlying universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's `hood the Death Star.  Now what the diddly do you call that!
Banky: Intergalactic Civil War?
Hooper: Gentrification!  They're gonna drive out the black element, to make the galaxy quote, unquote `safe' for white folks.
And Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful,          black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty white man!
They're trying to tell us that deep inside, we all wants to be white!
Banky: Well isn't that true?
Hooper: BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE!!  I'LL KILL  ANY WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MOTHER diddlyIN' EYES ON!!!

 Tronsky

[Doberman]

Originally posted by -tronski-
Hooper: Bust this - those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down  even in a galaxy far, far away.
Check this toejam.  You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy blond hair, blue eyes.
And then you've got Darth Vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy.  Nubian God.
Banky: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the diddly up!  Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, down with the force and all that toejam.  Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light-saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the diddlying universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's `hood the Death Star.  Now what the diddly do you call that!
Banky: Intergalactic Civil War?
Hooper: Gentrification!  They're gonna drive out the black element, to make the galaxy quote, unquote `safe' for white folks.
And Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful,          black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty white man!
They're trying to tell us that deep inside, we all wants to be white!
Banky: Well isn't that true?
Hooper: BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE!!  I'LL KILL  ANY WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MOTHER diddlyIN' EYES ON!!!

 Tronsky

From one of my favorite movies, this is quite possibly the funniest scene I've ever witnessed.

D

[Maniac]

EHH?? what movie is this? i must witness this movie

[Sandman]

Kevin Smith rules.

[HFMudd]

The Imperial officers have cool combat uniforms (That General in the AT-AT in ESB...Veers?) With body armor and a cool helmet. cool cool cool.

Of course Imperial body armor is just for looks.  Either that or an Ewok bow has one bejesus of a pull!