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Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2002, 10:54:43 AM »
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I'll be in DC for a conference on June 8th. I might even be willing to buy you a beer you snot nosed whipper snapper!


That would be very cool, drop me an email.

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« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2002, 10:56:25 AM »
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As a lawyer, I can tell you the best way to deal with the jokes is to know better ones yourself.  ;)


Yeah, this is how I cope with Polish jokes too
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Such as:

A man walks into a grocery store with his 3 year old son.  His son has a quarter in his hand to get some candy.  While looking at some items, the man hears a choaking sound coming from his son.

He turns and sees his son grasping at his neck and his face turning blue.  The quarter is nowhere to be seen.  The man becomes instantly frantic and begins shouting, "Someone help me!  My son is choaking on a quarter!"

Just then a very attractive women in a professional outfit walks up to the boy and kneels down next to him.  She calmly grabs him by the balls and begins squeezing.  The boy's eyes start to get bigger until he coughs up the quarter.

The man looks at her and says, "Wow!  That was amazing!  You saved his life.  But I've never seen anyone do it that way before.  Are you a doctor?"

"No.", she answers, "I'm a divorce lawyer.".

ROFL

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« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2002, 11:07:41 AM »
E-mail sent.
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Offline milnko

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« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2002, 11:28:47 AM »
Didn't the fast food chain used to be called "Tastee In and Out"? And they specialized in "loose meat" sandwiches (kinda like Sloppy Joes, to you non-Midwestern types)

The possibilties for crude puns from this post are truly endless I know.
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2002, 02:47:42 PM »
Read the history here: http://www.in-n-out.com/

In 'n' Out has been around a long, long time. It is not a franchise. All stores are owned by the same family. IIRC, they also pay better than minimum wages. That, and the simple menu makes a winning combo that MacD, Carl's, and Jack still haven't figured out.
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« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2002, 05:01:51 PM »
WTG SOB.
In-N-Out rules.
I don't know where they get all those polite and well groomed teenagers.  Maybe they truck them in from Canada?
Did you go grilled onions?  That's the best IMHO.

And for you sick bastards, yes everybody gets the sex reference.  People used to trim the "In-N-Out BURGER" bumper stickers so they said "In-N-Out URGE".  Hardy har har.
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« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2002, 05:07:47 PM »
So SOB didn't loose his virginity yet?

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« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2002, 02:26:12 AM »
Oh man, In-N-Out. Man I love that place. I grew up in the San Gabrial Valley where they were first located. My Sister and Bro-In-Law know where I want to eat right after I get off the plane. There is no other place I know of that has a better buger. A couple are close, but there are not In-N-Out.
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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2002, 02:50:23 AM »
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No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.
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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2002, 09:00:52 AM »
ah yes...  many a Californian (and visitors to Cali) has sung the praises of the In-N-Out!  If I'm ever out that way, I definitely will have to partake of that burger...  :)

The extensive menu selections remind me of a little fast food place here in the southeast called Guthries.  Nothing but chicken fingers, fries and drinks.   I think they only exist near major colleges in the southeast (FSU, UF, Georgia, Auburn).
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« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2002, 10:43:57 AM »
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Originally posted by Curval


It was in the narrative right before this scene:

Alex and his druges approach Billy Boy and his gang raping a young girl

Alex - "Well, if it isn't fat, stinking Billy Goat, Billy Boy in poison!  How art thou you stinking globby pile of fithy chip oil?  Come and get one in the yarboles...if ya got any yarboles...oh Eunuch jelly thou"

Gotta love that movie...a classic!


Ahhh, Curval, well done. Great movie...
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