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Offline SOB

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« on: May 23, 2002, 03:34:51 AM »


Good call Funked.  I'm three 4x4's richer after my weekend of pinball, and wondering when I'll be in Cali again.  Friendly, cheap, awsome food, fast, and the first one I went to they even gave me change from a $20 (even tho' I gave 'em $15...yes, I gave the extra $5 back:)).  And why was seemingly everyone who worked there young and attractive?  Oh well, back to Mickey-D's to be served sawdust burgers by fatties.


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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2002, 07:17:16 AM »
Glad you like it SOB, now I'm jealous:mad:

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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2002, 09:40:32 AM »
Sikboy, am I remembering correctly that you're pre-law in school? If you're interested in interning in a Baltimore legal setting (labor law) let me know, I might be able to help you get a spot.

(Please, no lawyer jokes)
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2002, 09:43:43 AM »
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Sikboy, am I remembering correctly that you're pre-law in school? If you're interested in interning in a Baltimore legal setting (labor law) let me know, I might be able to help you get a spot.

(Please, no lawyer jokes)


I sent you an email last night... Perhaps you did not get it?

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Offline Animal

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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2002, 09:46:51 AM »
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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2002, 09:47:47 AM »
A couple of lawyers are hunting in the woods. One of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground. The other frantically calls 911. When the operator answers, in a panic he yells "My friend just fell down with  a heart attack, I think he's dead, what do I do?"

The operator replies. "Calm down sir, first let's make sure he's dead". A few moments pass then the operator hears BOOM. The man comes back on the line and says "OK, now what?"

Sorry, haven't heard and new lawyer jokes lately so I adapted this Texas Aggie joke. :D
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2002, 09:52:17 AM »
I figured the topic of this thread was significantly different to what it turned out to be:(
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2002, 09:58:28 AM »
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I figured the topic of this thread was significantly different to what it turned out to be:(


Yes my little droogie, I was quite dissapointed.
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2002, 10:04:31 AM »
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Yes my little droogie, I was quite dissapointed.


It was in the narrative right before this scene:

Alex and his druges approach Billy Boy and his gang raping a young girl

Alex - "Well, if it isn't fat, stinking Billy Goat, Billy Boy in poison!  How art thou you stinking globby pile of fithy chip oil?  Come and get one in the yarboles...if ya got any yarboles...oh Eunuch jelly thou"

Gotta love that movie...a classic!
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2002, 10:16:09 AM »
Q.)What's the difference between a dead dog in the road, and a dead lawyer in the road?

A.)There are skid marks in front of the dog.


Can't wait to go to law school and be the focus of even more loathing :)
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2002, 10:25:34 AM »
Sikboy,

1st: What do you call 4 lawyers falling off of a cliff?            A good start.

2nd: Are you near DC?
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2002, 10:39:57 AM »
Ok,

A guy is walking down the street with his lawyer, and this beautiful girl walks by- perfect body, cute face, high heels, short skirt- as she passes them they both turn and as she walks away the guy says "man, I’d sure like to screw her"
And the lawyer says "out of what?"
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2002, 10:42:47 AM »
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Sikboy,
2nd: Are you near DC?


Yeah,  I could almost hit a golfball into the district from my back yard. I work in between the Pentagon and National Airport.

-Sikboy
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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2002, 10:47:45 AM »
As a lawyer, I can tell you the best way to deal with the jokes is to know better ones yourself.  ;)

Such as:

A man walks into a grocery store with his 3 year old son.  His son has a quarter in his hand to get some candy.  While looking at some items, the man hears a choaking sound coming from his son.

He turns and sees his son grasping at his neck and his face turning blue.  The quarter is nowhere to be seen.  The man becomes instantly frantic and begins shouting, "Someone help me!  My son is choaking on a quarter!"

Just then a very attractive women in a professional outfit walks up to the boy and kneels down next to him.  She calmly grabs him by the balls and begins squeezing.  The boy's eyes start to get bigger until he coughs up the quarter.

The man looks at her and says, "Wow!  That was amazing!  You saved his life.  But I've never seen anyone do it that way before.  Are you a doctor?"

"No.", she answers, "I'm a divorce lawyer.".
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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2002, 10:52:18 AM »
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Yeah,  I could almost hit a golfball into the district from my back yard. I work in between the Pentagon and National Airport.

-Sikboy


I'll be in DC for a conference on June 8th. I might even be willing to buy you a beer you snot nosed whipper snapper!
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