You fathers out there will appreciate this. My second daughter was a horrible baby. It was nearly impossible to get her to sleep, and when she did it was a feeling beyond relief.
Well in October 1988 she was 5 months old, teething and I swear growing horns! I am a Dodger fan, and they were in the World Series with the Oakland A's. I sat watching the game with little bielzebub on the couch, in the rocker, passing her to my wife when I was fed up enough, and eventually got her back when the 9th inning started.
Now for those of you from another country or just freakin unAmerican, one of the most magical moments in baseball history was about to occur. Kurt Gibson, who could barely walk, was called to pinch hit with 2 men on and the Dodgers down by 2 runs. As Gibson hobbles to the plate, my beautiful little daughter falls asleep! Gibson, facing Dennis Eckersly, is swinging at the ball like my Aunt Martha.
I sat enjoying my daughters angelic face when the impossible happened. Gibson wristed a fastball over the right field fence!
I wanted to yell! I wanted to scream! I wanted to run outside and wake the neighbors! But most of all I wanted to sleep. So I walked slowly around my house whispering "No F***ing Way, No F***ing Way", holding my daughter the whole time, and never waking up the little hell raiser!