This is great.
"You have your pick of all these men that have no idea how to please you."
I was crying. A word of caution to those in a cubicle... you will laugh.
AKDejaVu
LOL yes...other good one was...
Dog to guy in LOTR dress: Seriously...have you EVER talked to a woman without first giving her your CC number?
or...
dog: what are you supposed to be?
guy-dressed-as-stormtrooper: I AM A STORM TROOPERr
Dog: YOU ARE A SUPER NERD!
Man I cried looking at that thing
