Yehaw, WTG Nimitz! <S>
Having passed on, the lawyer found himself with the devil in a room filled with clocks. Each clock turned at a different speed and was labeled with the name of a different occupation. After examining all the clocks, the lawyer turned to the devil and said, “I have two questions. First, why does each clock move at a different speed?”
“They turn at the rate at which that occupation sins on earth,” replied the devil. “What’s your second question?”
“Well,” said the lawyer. “I can’t seem to find my occupation. Where is the lawyers’ clock?”
Puzzled, the devil scanned the room. “Oh, yes!” he finally exclaimed. “We keep that clock in the workshop and use it for a fan.”
