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Offline Swager

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« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2001, 09:59:00 AM »
Sir Nimitz!  Congratulations!!    :)

Now go out there and kick some arse!!!    :)

On a Fraiser episode:

Fraiser:  I was walking down the street and I passed a pet store and in the window I could see two snakes doing a mating dance.

Roz:  If you ask me, celebrating a dance that brings more snakes into the world is like toasting a law school graduation.

 :)

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« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2001, 10:02:00 AM »
as long as you don't become an accident lawyer then CONGRATS !!!!

otherwise you're pond scum  :)
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« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2001, 10:18:00 AM »
WTG Larry!

Passed the Bar and ranked #1 overall in AH in the same month!
Wonder which one will go on the top of your resume?
Don't forget your "nice guy" roots.
Seriously, congratulations Larry, the Bar is a big deal.
A guy in Alaska failed it 13 times (last I heard).

Skuzzy, hat was about the funniest thing I have read all week.
<S> to you too.

eskimo
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Offline Wanker

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« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2001, 10:39:00 AM »
Yehaw, WTG Nimitz! <S>

Having passed on, the lawyer found himself with the devil in a room filled with clocks. Each clock turned at a different speed and was labeled with the name of a different occupation. After examining all the clocks, the lawyer turned to the devil and said, “I have two questions. First, why does each clock move at a different speed?”

“They turn at the rate at which that occupation sins on earth,” replied the devil. “What’s your second question?”

“Well,” said the lawyer. “I can’t seem to find my occupation. Where is the lawyers’ clock?”

Puzzled, the devil scanned the room. “Oh, yes!” he finally exclaimed. “We keep that clock in the workshop and use it for a fan.”
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Offline ET

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« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2001, 10:42:00 AM »
Congatulations Nimitz
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Offline Bluefish

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« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2001, 10:44:00 AM »
Congrats, Nimitz, and welcome to the Dark Side!

I think you'll find the practice of law has a lot in common with AH: Always be aware of what's going on around you, fear those above you, prey on those beneath you, and never pass up the opportunity to shoot someone in the back.
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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2001, 10:51:00 AM »
WTG Larry!

My obligatory joke:

Hear about the plane that was hijacked on the way to a Lawyer's convention? The hijackers threatened to release one lawyer every hour until their demands were met.   :p

Seriously, hard work always pays off and I'm sure it has and will for you.
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« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2001, 10:52:00 AM »
nice work  :)
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Offline AKSWulfe

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« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2001, 10:56:00 AM »
Times like these, I hate killshooter.

You'll get no congratulations from me, you suck!
-SW
WTG Nim!
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Offline aknimitz

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« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2001, 11:01:00 AM »
Hehe - you guys are killin' me!  :D  Vati, that was hilarious  :) Skuzzy you too - hell all of you!   :p

My wife was equally appreciative ... actually, for those of you that dont know, MY WIFE PASSED THE BAR TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring 'em on, I know that the hits are gonna come double time now   :D

Thanks tho, now if I could only find a job!

Nim  :eek:
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Offline deSelys

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« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2001, 11:10:00 AM »
A couple of lawyers    :eek: ? Dangerous genes pool....
Btw..do you have the same lifestyle as the folks in Ally McBeal    :D ?

Congrats to both of you! <S>

PS Condolences to all the cops from Washington DC  ;)

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« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2001, 11:21:00 AM »
The cops of DC don't have to worry about lawyers, they have to worry about themselves.

Bunch of incompetent bumpling maroons.EDIT: Forgot corrupt.
-SW

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« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2001, 11:38:00 AM »
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The cops of DC don't have to worry about lawyers, they have to worry about themselves.

Bunch of incompetent bumpling maroons.EDIT: Forgot corrupt.

Hehehe... rollo? any comments?

Rollo represents what I know about DC cops.  If many are like him... this comment is way off base.

Lets stick to slamming lawyers.  They truly deserve it ;)

AKDejaVu
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« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2001, 11:40:00 AM »
omg.. what do you get when you cross two lawyers ?

Sued
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Offline AKSWulfe

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« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2001, 11:40:00 AM »
Rollo told me he was an investigator, and he in no way represents the majority of DC street cops.

Most of 'em are what I said, trust me, I lived here for 17 years and still work here.
-SW
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