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Offline pugg666

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« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2001, 11:43:00 AM »
another one........

what's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer?


there are skid marks in front of the dog  :D


<S> nim
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Offline eskimo2

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« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2001, 11:47:00 AM »
The funniest thing yet was written by Larry/Nim himself:

"NO WISE CRACKS! LET ME ENJOY MY SUCCESS!"

Yea Right Larry, like you really thought we would leave you alone on this one!

 :)

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« Reply #47 on: November 02, 2001, 12:00:00 PM »
Lol, Nim will be the one trying to figure out how to get Roger Wilco working on WestLaw.com.

Congrats, man. I hear DC is a particularly hard bar to pass.

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« Reply #48 on: November 02, 2001, 12:37:00 PM »
Wasnt the DC bar, was the Texas bar, and it is the 3rd most difficult bar in the country behind California and Texas  :)  

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« Reply #49 on: November 02, 2001, 12:49:00 PM »
WTG you blood sucking vampire!  oh, that's too nice...  blood sucking leech!  there, much better!   :D

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btw, how can the texas bar be behind the Cali and TEXAS bar???   ;)  Texas so big that they have two bar exams?  lol
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Offline Busher

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« Reply #50 on: November 02, 2001, 12:57:00 PM »
Congrats Nimitz <S>   :)

I wonder if you my represent me in a Cause Of Action against this Larry Chap that constantly shoots my tail off   ;)

Seriously though - WTFG!
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Offline Mox

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« Reply #51 on: November 02, 2001, 02:04:00 PM »
WTG Nimitz/Larry!

Now any comments I make to you on this board will have this at the end:

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Offline Gadfly

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« Reply #52 on: November 02, 2001, 02:15:00 PM »
I passed a kidney stone once, is that similar?
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« Reply #53 on: November 02, 2001, 02:20:00 PM »
CONGRATS ...THIS MEAN YOU BUYING THE BEER ??  :D
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« Reply #54 on: November 02, 2001, 02:24:00 PM »
LoL Gadfly!  :D  I'm sure it felt similar  :D  DRILL, you come to DC and I'll buy you a beer anytime  :)

Nim
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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #55 on: November 02, 2001, 10:30:00 PM »
Nimitz, I'll ned your home address.

My beggar-list needs updating. I have an automatic system that reminds me who I am to send letters asking for money from. It set me back so much I have to ask you if you have a few dollars to spare, so I can feed my nine children and 6 wives.
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Offline milnko

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« Reply #56 on: November 02, 2001, 11:22:00 PM »
Congrats Larry!

Here's one...

A Lawyer walks into his favorite pub.

Lawyer: Man, I've had a terrible day.

Bartender: Gee, that's too bad, wanna hear a lawyer joke to cheer ya up?

Lawyer: HELL NO!! All I hear are lawyer jokes, day in and day out! I'm sick of them!

Bartender: Okay, then ya wanna hear something funny that has absolutely nothing to do with you?

Lawyer: Okay, sure.

Bartender: Your wife's pregnant.
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« Reply #57 on: November 03, 2001, 02:33:00 AM »
Congratulations to the party of the first part from said wellwishing party of the second part! It sounds like there is another BAR exam you must take... bring a designated driver!

Salute,

Thunder
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« Reply #58 on: November 03, 2001, 07:11:00 AM »
Nimitz WTG!!!!

I've been divorced 3 times......if I get into trouble again I'll be sure to look ya up   :D
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« Reply #59 on: November 04, 2001, 11:31:00 AM »
Congratulations!

"How do you like the new lawyer?", the Judge asked another Judge.  "Fried", the Judge replied...   :D
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