Head in to an enemy base in a hog, heavy..
Drop my bombs, miss..
Well....I suck
Make a couple more passes..
Have a few of badguys in tow now, head out 50 feet off the water balls to the wall ( firewalled, past the stops, ain't no tomorrow, butt pucker fast )
The Yak loses interest, the Spit sees it ain't gonna happen, but the Jug keeps on comin..not gainin, but comin...
Finally figures, well this isn't going anywhere, and pulls out.....
and..
Forgets about me...
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!
....he wiggled and shook as the bullets hit home...
And screeeeched on his way in...
Poor bastard..
Got Golly-gee Jug goo all over the front of my ride..
That stuff is hard to get off..
