Author Topic: Whats worse, humans mating with sheep or Dolphins mating with humans? (Read 1269 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** June 04, 2002, 09:38:30 AM »

http://in.news.yahoo.com/020603/64/1pead.html

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Sexually frustrated dolphin sparks alert in UK

LONDON (Reuters) - Swimmers have been warned to stay away from a sexually frustrated
dolphin off an English seaside resort after it tried to lure unwary humans out to sea in a bid to
mate with them.

The Times newspaper said on Tuesday that the bottlenose dolphin, nicknamed Georges, had
arrived off Weymouth, Dorset, about two months ago after following a trawler across the
Channel.

"This dolphin does get very sexually aggressive. He has already attempted to mate with some
divers," U.S. marine mammal expert Ric O'Barry told the paper.

"When dolphins get sexually excited, they try to isolate a swimmer, normally female. They do
this by circling around the individual and gradually move them away from the beach, boat or
crowd of people."

O'Barry said the dolphin, which weighs an estimated 400 lbs (180 kg), would get very excited
and rough and try to mate with the swimmer, possibly causing them to drown.

The dolphin also has a fascination for boat propellers and has been injured several times. But it has resisted attempts to move to less-populated waters,
the paper said.

Since his arrival at Weymouth, Georges has become a major attraction at the seaside resort with thousands of people taking to the sea in boats to watch
him play.

LePaul · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2002, 09:48:41 AM »

"Gee, is that his fin sticking out of the water?"

Fatty · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2002, 09:50:23 AM »

If anyone's ever read Carl Hiaasen a certain hilarious scene should come to mind immediately.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2002, 09:56:37 AM »

Fatty, you beat me by that one post!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! Hiasson....haha..

Masher

Hey Rip, welcome back, forgot to write it yesterday!

Animal · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2002, 10:09:15 AM »

This dolphin is just begging to get harpooned..

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Originally posted by Fatty
If anyone's ever read Carl Hiaasen a certain hilarious scene should come to mind immediately.

Wich book?
Sick Puppy was hilarious I want to read more from him.

funkedup · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2002, 10:13:42 AM »

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O'Barry said the dolphin, which weighs an estimated 400 lbs (180 kg), would get very excited
and rough and try to mate with the swimmer, possibly causing them to drown.

I'd think the drowning bit would be the least of the swimmer's worries if a rough and "excited" 400 lb animal was attempting penetration!

Curval · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2002, 10:14:25 AM »

I on a small boat ferrying plumbers and electricians back to the main island at the end of a day when they were working on our house in the Carribean. Suddenly a wild dolphin came flying out of the water about a hundred yards away...he was taking a look to see where the boat was, as he could hear it under the water. He the headed over to us and came out of the water right beside the boat..almost landing in it. We all got wet, and I had to cut the engine to avoid hitting him with the prop.

I always wanted to swim with dolphins so I prepared to jump in with him. I got on the side of the boat and was about to jump when the dolphin cruised past the side of the boat. I immediately hesitated...it was frikin HUGE. I jumped anyway and swam around with the dolphin for about five minutes before he got bored and took off. I gotta say that if he was "interested" in me there would have been very little I could do about it...he was big and clearly very, very strong.

I would have been his "squeak" within ten seconds.

Animal · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2002, 10:18:00 AM »

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I would have been his "squeak" within ten seconds.

hahaha, sounds like a real horrorshow time Curval.
Ive never spotted wild dolphins around the shores here, but a few huge whales off the west coast. Needless to say, I had no interesting in testing their sexuality.

Fatty · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2002, 10:25:06 AM »

Animal, that is from Native Tongue. Pretty much any of them are worth reading though, lucky you wasn't really as good but that's only compared to his other stuff, still up there on some of the best warped humor I've read. If you liked Sick Puppy you really can't go wrong picking up anything he's authored (but watch the coauthor stuff, where he lends his name to something just to help out the real author).

Animal · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2002, 10:32:46 AM »

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Originally posted by Fatty
Animal, that is from Native Tongue. Pretty much any of them are worth reading though, lucky you wasn't really as good but that's only compared to his other stuff, still up there on some of the best warped humor I've read. If you liked Sick Puppy you really can't go wrong picking up anything he's authored (but watch the coauthor stuff, where he lends his name to something just to help out the real author).

Thanks Shakespeare

Fatty · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2002, 10:36:28 AM »

Sure thing Tyson.

funkedup · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2002, 10:37:09 AM »

Animal it's "horosho". Means good in Rooskie.

Animal · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2002, 10:42:21 AM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
Animal it's "horosho". Means good in Rooskie.

Hehe, I'm quoting 'A Clockwork Orange'
The Author uses lots of Russian words for the book (and movie) and he just plain changed horosho to Horrorshow for the movie, wich is pretty cool and I use it all the time.

Curval knows this, he is one of my horrorshow droogies

funkedup · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2002, 10:45:58 AM »

Does it actually say "horrorshow" in the book?

SOB · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2002, 10:48:17 AM »

Hmm...and how about the other way around?

http://www.dolphinsex.org/

SOB