Date?! Is that where you spend money on women to get them in the sack?
If so, no.. a cheap bottle of booze does a lot more for chicks than spending money on 'em (atleast they think so until the booze wears off :-)
But you're still insecure. My $99 joystick, while falling apart, decrepid(sp?) and limp can still get the job done when it's required.
I laugh at you all!
-SW